Modern Vespa

oh, that was a foregone conclusion.

*immediately heads to the 99-cent store for cups*

narrator: to note, reader, he did not say what kind of nuts. fancy nuts? salty nuts, roasted nuts, toasted nuts, spicy nuts, sweaty nuts, exotic nuts, shelled nuts, native nuts, tree nuts, bush nuts, ground nuts, cured nuts, freshly showered nuts.

really who's to say.

please flip to side B for the continuation of this epic story.

*needle scratches*

Pan fried nuts, savory nuts, corn nuts, big nuts, little nuts, brown nuts, red nuts, nut meg...

That sweet seat cover looks like it would fit a Rally seat. I would sport the shit out of that badass cover!

the wardrobe department demanded a costume change.

I say it's quite fitting.




to my knowledge no salty or spicy nuts have been rubbed on this fine piece. yet.

Yeah...

rule is that if it comes to kajiit house of wares we are obliged to use it in a comedic fashion.

to note, I only work at kajiit house of wares. I do not make the rules.

Dig the seat what and where?

I was being cheeky. it's actually a Lambretta seat that I just placed on there.

but if you're in the market shoot me a PM

I shot you a pm greasy.

the Cheeto Bandito swung by and decided that mas bravas was in order and promptly raided Kajiit House of Wares Race Division...



said: oddly compliments the lines, like cheese and fish. but lets everybody know you mean business.

then made off with the flannel cushion and the rest of a bag of flamin' hot puffy Cheetos.

HAHAHAHA!!
Love the P! emblem.
Pint Size Powerhouse can have her way with the Spanish. (Just no cheetle crumbs/stains on the grips please. )

Now I'm seriously jealous I didn't get to try that seat out while I was there. Greasy, you were holding out on me!!

bro... broooo. bro. there's just like so many little neon orange finger prints everywhere on the bikes, on the tools, on the parts, my uniform. nothing was spared. we're talking like a FULL day of cleaning everything.

worst of all, I gotta do another target trip. got cleaned out of bubbly water when I wasn't looking!

BYOF next time man, that seat is thin on the padding and you ain't farting on mine!
(bring your own flannel)

can't show you ALL of kajiit house of wares on the first date. I'm not that kinda gal!

Immmabout ta drive my azz back down just to see what other treasure are hidden in Kajiit's warehouse of madness. Its like the cave of wonders in there, it just keeps going until you find the genies lamp and all your nightmares come true

*peels back the curtain*

NOBODY SEES THE WIZARD! NOBODY NO HOW!

Friday at 5pm Rosie says it passes the hairy eyeball test.

*giggles*

is it prom season?

you bet your ass it's ALWAYS prom season up in this piece!

And the cute couple award goes to….

Looking good amigo… and thanks for keeping that Spanish for me.

Gracias!

bro, it was my extraordinary pleasure to scoops it up and house it for you. besides having something lovely in the shop to see, enjoying a wry smile about what it is was a treat. and also all the friends coming by for a pic was epic!

Dr. Mrs The Greasy is gonna be up about "not having anything pretty" in the shop anymore.

Nice pic!! I'd never guess you could clean up like that. Is the Spanish gone??

or NoHo.
Quite the handsome couple.
This thread is the one that just keeps on giving.
Just who's scoot is this anyway?

The Spanish belongs to birdsnest.

Birbs is the caretaker of the Spanish. I just was, like, baby sitting for a hot minute.

He should get it in a few days with surprises in the glove box.

Heh heh heh

But also if you blaspheme noho, I shall demand satisfaction, sir.

We can strip to the waist and box in the back alley (circus liquor) or draw swords behind the blue zebra. Not THOSE kinda swords.

Recompense at the chimney sweep. Or foxfire. You buy first round.

1/6th gill of gin to birbs for involvement

Glove box ham?

That's like asking "how many licks does it take to reach the tootsie roll center?".
Some say the Spanish belongs to Jamie Parades, some say the family of Astrud Giberto, and some say that it may belong to forefathers of Don Guapo. I say it belongs to everybody. Good fortune has it in my hands for a few. Of course you dear reader may be next. And that, that is the beauty of the Spanish.

(Pretty sure the glove box is overflowing with expired Applebees gift cards.)

Mmm glove box ham has hints of 2 stroke…

Caused a chuckle. it will happen.
Also - did y'all note the quality of Greesy's grass?
No - not that kinda grass.
That is some legit tall fescue.

Since Ned mentioned Greasy's grass, maybe he should build something like this…

https://youtu.be/PRSEu3rxea8

This made me laugh so hard. ha.

I would say.. potentially could be the fastest lawn mow ever, but such a narrow cutting path he's gonna have to make a million passes to get it all.

You aren't a true vespa fanatic unless you got a vespa mower!

Best part is the Yankee seat on it!

PS. Not a bodge.

Italians are crazy. I've also seen a vespa winch, dragging cut trees, etc.

I've seen something similar. A ski drag lift powered by vespa engine.

That seat would look perfect on my v90.

now we talkin' that gibberish!

I have it on good authority that Don Guapo is a villain and deserves either what comes to him or nothing. not a thing I say!

the Spanish goes to good hands and a warm heart. I knew her but briefly. tooted on the seat sparingly. never got the ride, just a little bit of 2nd base and thrown out at 3rd, much like my stint in JV fall ball.

the glove box holds surprises. but, alas, no expired Applebees gift cards.

Guinness at The Snug. you call it. that's my local. or bloody's at sugar suite in the early summer heat before noon. or I'll meet ya half way at robin hood for the full English.

I am very proud of my grass. I grew it. also, thanks for pointing out that I need to mow. which also means I need to edge, which means I have to put line in the trimmer and gas every thing up... *groans loudly*

but if you like my grass, you'll love my berries...


and in a few months ya gonna love my peaches, and then my jams!