Speaking of protection . . . wish I could have found a clip of this.
Vanessa Kensington : Look, I know I'm being neurotic, but I can't shake off this suspicious feeling about that Italian secretary. You know, Miss Fagina. I don't want to sound paranoid, but I've had some bad relationships in the past, and I have been known to be jealous. I'm sorry.
Austin Powers : No, don't be sorry, baby. You're right to be suspicious. I shagged her.
Vanessa Kensington : What?
Austin Powers : I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah!
Vanessa Kensington : I don't believe you, Austin! I mean, she was repellant.
Austin Powers : Saucer of milk, table 2. Meow.
Vanessa Kensington : Well, did you use protection?
Austin Powers : Of course. I had my 9mm automatic.
Vanessa Kensington : You know I meant 'did you use a condom'?
Austin Powers : No. Only sailors use condoms, baby.
Vanessa Kensington : Not in the 90's, Austin.
Austin Powers : Well they should, those filthy beggars. They go from port to port.