stickyfrog wrote:
Our small tourist town has two great locations for removing traffic lights and installing roundabouts to alleviate the weekend and seasonal influx of tourist traffic backups. It was proposed at a recent town hall and from the reaction you would think they were proposing taking the first born from each home.
I'd like to address my fellow Americans here. Canadians, Australians, Kiwis, Europeans and Brits (see what I did there?) please look away now.
My fellow Americans, y'all are a bunch of provincial, narrow-minded, petty hillbillies. There are, in fact, things that were invented outside of America that are generally sensible and beneficial and could be applied for the greater good of every American -- if, that is, you'd stop being such a collective bunch of stick-up-the-ass bumpkins and open your eyes to the world around you.
Also, it's time to get a passport. The fact that you still don't have one is shameful. Oh, and lay off the institutionalized racism, 'kay? The civil war (not to mention the fourteenth amendment) pretty much settled that once and for all.
We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming.