I seem to spend an increasingly larger part of my life looking for stuff. Enough that simply misplacing something triggers me....
Lost my wallet yesterday, thank goodness it was Father's Day so I could make my wife pay for taking me out.

It sometimes plops out of my pants when taking them off, but after looking everywhere for quite some time (think about where you were, look in the most likely places, say, 3 times, then the less likely places, then the patently absurd places.....wash, rinse, repeat), talking my wife down from having me cancel all of my credit cards (she also called the last store I was at that day)..... anyway, a deeper dive did it...it had slipped under the blanket, which gets thrown back in hot weather, and actually migrated to the middle of the foot of the bed. Bonus find, 2 quarters, an odd sock I've been missing, and one of my wife's camisoles.
On to today's big event...I'd bought some wire fencing for rabbit-proofing my garden Saturday as it looked like I needed more, proudly strapped it behind me on the GTS, bring it home and an hour later spy a nice bunch rolled up from last fall (complete with dried leaves, lol).
First thought is I'd use it eventually, but that might be 5 years from now, and I don't need the clutter. So, where's the receipt? Check my wallet, shirt pockets, dresser, I'd swear the scooter....nowhere. Checked our recycling basket in the kitchen, turns out I'd emptied it already, so out to the bin, start unpacking that until I was sure the remainder was there well before the receipt could be. Nope. Refilled the bin, went to my topcase, and, well, there it was.
I can't wait for the next event....