Modern Vespa

it's a rubber stamp situation to get them to stop withholding money they shouldn't be withholding? which stamp do they use? do you even know what the fuck i'm talking about, or just rambling about how your situation which has nothing to do with mine was easy for YOU to fix so it shouldn't be a problem for me?

merry fuckin christmas i guess it's all in my head.

maybe a 9mm hole will help it all get out of my head eh?

Yeah I talked to my neighbor (with dementia) about her problems with the VA, her and her deceased husbands both. Coached her I guess, well she did very well for herself because of my rambling. Merry Christmas. Your problem is the fact that you haven't talked to a lawyer. Among I don't know how many others. But don't bother I can tell you they don't put up with this junk at all.
Guess you didn't learn anything about chain of command while enlisted.

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Tire changes seem so frequent

6400 km

Pissing me off today? I'll find something to be pissed off about. I found something. A guy that is dying very soon. He has a sweet tuxedo cat. Very aggressive cancer. Younger than me. I'd like to take him on another beer run. Maybe see some titties. Listen to some great music while sparking sweet green. Swing more titties in his face. Have a sweet breezy lay her head on his shoulder. Tell him to not be afraid.

FFS! I'm back to work on Thursday! 🌞

That is foul shit, bro. Keep the rubber side down.

Slip into that cool sweet groove. Love the ones close.

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Savage stones on this gravel road.

It was a bit longer but broke it trying to get it out.

Oof! Yeah that tire's life looks over. Hope the plug held!

As for me, despite managing to avoid the pitfalls of being a pedestrian in Mexico City for 4 days, I tripped on a perfectly First World step entering the subway, landing on my knees and wrist. Pride shattered...again, knees pretty bruised. Fortunately still walking, but squeezing my long legs into a car seat is an experience. At least I won't be rolling through the airport in a wheelchair next week!

Neighbour's kids got a trumpet today. Stupid arse parents. Suspect is a plastic toy but same shit.

Do you own an Air Rifle ?

Probably the parents' left-over New Years Eve noisemaker.

*and ghillie suit

I want one for shooting the myna birds what swoop on Bruno. could have multiple uses

In the mailbox today, TWENTY SEVEN identical, duplicate letters from my wife's investment management firm.

I suppose it could have been a glitch in the matrix, but I suspect it was simple stupidity somewhere upstream of us.

Imagine the wasted expense and resources if 27 letters were sent out to the thousands of clients! Someone should get his/her fanny whacked.

Why would you reward someone for doing something like that?

Oh… wait….

Hmmmm.... took me a moment or two, but I finally got it

British or American?

Well I know what a British fanny is, should I assume an American fanny is
something entirely diffferent?

They're neighbours.

Someone tell him.

Znomit just did.

I didn't know there was a difference. American fanny = posterior, rump, behind, butt, backside, bum, etc.
Looking up fanny on Google educated me some. I meant nothing off-color, for sure. Apologies to anyone offended.

Now that I know, definitely American.

None taken. Try harder.

Ha! I needed to self educate as well. Oh, the comedy of dual meanings. There was another English term I hadn't fully grasped and I'm glad it wasn't used openly in the presence of others. 😉

nope

Corrective fanny-pummeling, as performed by two actors on The Big Bang Theory...

And then there's the Aussies

Ah, the forests of home 😘

My mind was well and truly boggled the first time I traversed the Atlantic and saw numerous signs for Disney fanny packs!

WhatsApp Group Chats.

Stephen has left the chat.

People who only read the first few words

Sorry, what were you saying? I got distracted.

It's not the winter itself that pisses me off, but the knowing of how long it will be before I can ride a bike again.

Today in Deadwood...

Someone left a window open in the production room over the weekend, and the heat hasn't fully kicked in. It was 46°F/7.75°C at my desk when I got here at 7am. It's now 3:40pm, and it's only up to 60°F/15.5°C.

nope

The inevitable arc of a group of people organising to go out until one of them suggests that they all go somewhere else, at which point half of them sway like iron filings and they they all start to sway back but then come the day of the event the other half of them drop out with pathetic excuses.

That and the one person who always gets lazy and derails everything by saying 'why don't we just hang at my house.'