jimc wrote:
The number of times I used cornflakes packets...
empty 12 pack boxes from consumed wobbly pops, manilla folders, a court summons... anything is fair game in a pinch.
I broke a shift fork in my transmission and locked the damn thing up between 2nd and 3rd. thankfully I was able to limp off the highway. I pulled the car up onto the parkway parallel with the curb so I could shimmy under it and pull the side cover. I extracted the busted fork and flipped the other so I'd have just 2nd and 4th so that problem was solved but I still needed to seal up the side cover.
the "truck stop" in this shithole town didn't have any kind of schmoo so I got extra creative. I bought a few quarts of gear oil for the trans and then stole two giant stacks of paper towels. them thick nasty industrial brown ones.
I proceeded to layer the paper towels with a schmear of axle/brake grease forming an impromptu gasket situation that I could only pray would get me home, or at least close enough for a tow not to cost me a bajillion dollars.
somehow that worked and it didn't immediately puke all the oil out and with some fancy foot work I didn't totally roach the clutch starting it out in 2nd, making the rest of the trip home without incident.
once I got home I swapped the trans for another one I already had holding down the garage floor and promptly burned my clothes due to the gear oil stink.