Modern Vespa

Saw this today on Bring a Trailer

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/vespa-150-bar-table/?utm_source=dm&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2024-01-26

nope

I could see the usefulness of a cocaine snorting kiosk at Studio 54 back in the day but they didn't need a Vespa for that. Wonder it the switch lights up the table or just the headlight. (Duh, I should have looked at the ad first).👴
I stopped for a snack down in Baja and saw this newer Harley above the bar. Have no idea how they got it up there. The beers were tasty though.

Proof that you can bodge a bodge.

A bodge coffee table Vespa might just be the only thing I can afford on Bring A Trailer.

I don't think it a Vespa, but rather a Bajaj. But close enough for a bar table.

bodgeception

that is the absolute single best use for that bike, and the scads of bikes just like it.

also, BAT is just a cesspool of know-nothing glad-hander sleaze bag used car sales persons that form back slapping insular cliques and drive the narrative of sales.

there's also knowledgeable people there that *try* and help with informed expertise only to get flagged or drowned out by the great unwashed masses and time-wasters taking trips down memory lane about [blank] that they had [xx years ago] that was the absolute best thing since sliced bread.

your sisters gym boyfriends cousins best friend didn't own a copo nova and your 8th grade gym teachers son in law didn't have a 71 hemi cuda. get off the inter webs go smoke some more dope for your glaucoma, dad!