Modern Vespa

I've got ham riding on Chandler's explosion clock! Gotta keep a weather eye on it for incoming shrapnel that might dent Dave's rebuild budget.

I'll just leave this here.

It seems to me we have a winner winner Ham bet dinner! Tank looks clean and You're efforts will be rewarded. PM your address for ham delivery.

All hail the glory of ham!

He did just get a new Lammy so I'd say the odds are ever in our favor for an explosion soon!

Maybe, but not for a little bit. It's getting the bare metal treatment, so unless I blow myself up during prep or paint (there will, after all, be a 500K BTU torch and lots of extremely flammable chemicals in my immediate future), it might be a while before that could reset the clock.

Of course, it's not like I won't take on a few side quests while I work on the Riverside, though, so who knows...

Ham has arrived.

God Hamn that's a fine shirt!

How's the song go?

Every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed ham.....

I'm just here to find out how much oil they can soak up and what's the best colour for hiding stains.

(1) about 1.24L, and (2) black, definitely black.

DAMHIK.

These tee shirts are metric?

I mean, duh.

JUST WOW!

I know you wrote about how your merch had been plagiarised, but I didn't realise the depths they sink to to own YOUR brand!

from one site..

NSM Not So Modern Ham Shirt Meaning

This graphic tee features a ham alongside the phrase "Not So Modern", creating a humorous contrast between the old and the new. The phrase suggests something outdated or not trendy, while the ham symbolizes tradition or classic elements from the past.

By combining these two, the design playfully embraces nostalgia, celebrating old-school foods, styles, or ideas in a world that constantly chases modern trends. Whether it's a lighthearted statement on valuing tradition or a witty jab at the ever-changing nature of trends, this shirt delivers a fun and clever message for those who appreciate the charm of the past.

Brand: Fatherfigure Clothing

sheesh!

The "benefits" of GenAI right there, folks.

The 60/8 sweatshirt is so nice my wife stole it from me!

I've yet to wear it.

My 60/8 T-shirt is awesome. I was wearing it over the weekend and I kept noticing people kept looking at it, but no one ever actually asked me about it.