@zippityjacks avatar
UTC

Molto Verboso
Thank you Christina -- 2005 ET4 with Flames
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Posts: 1371
Location: Rivanna, VA
 
Molto Verboso
@zippityjacks avatar
Thank you Christina -- 2005 ET4 with Flames
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Location: Rivanna, VA
UTC quote
hahahaha FALSE, I just read your thread!

the poster below me had lots of Tea today!
@genie avatar
UTC

Gobshite Shiva
Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise'
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Posts: 14960
Location: London UK
 
Gobshite Shiva
@genie avatar
Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise'
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Location: London UK
UTC quote
false - only one cup in the afternoon otherwise i start bouncing off the walls

the pbm is left-handed
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Enthusiast
ET4 150
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Posts: 86
Location: San Francisco
 
Enthusiast
ET4 150
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Posts: 86
Location: San Francisco
UTC quote
genie wrote:
false - only one cup in the afternoon otherwise i start bouncing off the walls

the pbm is left-handed
True.

The PBM has no clue how to undo their evap hose either.
@jenmom avatar
UTC

Addicted
MP3 (dark cherry red!)
Joined: UTC
Posts: 508
Location: San Antonio
 
Addicted
@jenmom avatar
MP3 (dark cherry red!)
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Posts: 508
Location: San Antonio
UTC quote
Quote:
The PBM has no clue how to undo their evap hose either.
VERY true! no idea what that is

The pbm is enjoying a much deserved mojito (I am!)
@miss_otis avatar
UTC

Hooked
LX 150 "Arletta"
Joined: UTC
Posts: 347
Location: Kingston, ON
 
Hooked
@miss_otis avatar
LX 150 "Arletta"
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Posts: 347
Location: Kingston, ON
UTC quote
False, alas!

The PBM picked up a 16gb white iphone today (like I did!)
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Banned
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Banned
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UTC quote
Not true and not likely soon--I'm already too "wired"

The PBM secretly longs for a pink "Hello Kitty" LX
@icehawk avatar
UTC

Hooked
2006 GTS 250ie - SOLD
Joined: UTC
Posts: 380
Location: Miami, FL
 
Hooked
@icehawk avatar
2006 GTS 250ie - SOLD
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Posts: 380
Location: Miami, FL
UTC quote
False. I lust after a Dragon Red GTS!

TPBM parks their Vespa illegally on a chronic basis.
@morvran avatar
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Addicted
2008 GTSie and 1986 T5
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Posts: 713
Location: Cleveland
 
Addicted
@morvran avatar
2008 GTSie and 1986 T5
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Posts: 713
Location: Cleveland
UTC quote
Edit: Dammit, beaten to the punch.

False. I try to be legal when I can. Unless there's a juicy striped area right in front of the doors that I can snag.

The PBM is drinking beer right now.
@oultondave avatar
UTC

Molto Verboso
Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
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Posts: 1302
Location: Leeds, Yorkshire, England
 
Molto Verboso
@oultondave avatar
Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
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Posts: 1302
Location: Leeds, Yorkshire, England
UTC quote
False.. I wish I was but as I'm working it's coffeee I'm afraid

The PBM likes wearing ladies clothes!!
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Banned
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Posts: 6032
 
Banned
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UTC quote
Totally!

The PBM still hasn't gotten around to telling their parents that they ride
UTC

Enthusiast
2005 GT200
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Posts: 95
Location: Reading, PA
 
Enthusiast
2005 GT200
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Posts: 95
Location: Reading, PA
UTC quote
Half true. My mom knows but my dad does not.

The PBM gets in trouble for laughing out loud when at work.
@zippityjacks avatar
UTC

Molto Verboso
Thank you Christina -- 2005 ET4 with Flames
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Posts: 1371
Location: Rivanna, VA
 
Molto Verboso
@zippityjacks avatar
Thank you Christina -- 2005 ET4 with Flames
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Posts: 1371
Location: Rivanna, VA
UTC quote
EDIT: Oops beaten: I have riden to both my dads house and my moms house. They think I'm nutz.

False, I am not a loud laugher.

The poster below me waved at a 2 wheeler today.
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Member
GTS 250
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Posts: 11
Location: Denver, CO
 
Member
@shamrockur avatar
GTS 250
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Posts: 11
Location: Denver, CO
UTC quote
True...waved at a couple and a couple of head nods.


the poster below me likes Pabst Blue Ribbon!
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Hooked
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Posts: 198
Location: Sacramento, CA
 
Hooked
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UTC quote
True...mmm...PBR me ASAP! 8)

The poster below me has artifical turf instead of real grass in their yard.
@genie avatar
UTC

Gobshite Shiva
Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise'
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Posts: 14960
Location: London UK
 
Gobshite Shiva
@genie avatar
Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise'
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UTC quote
false! it's full of clover but it's the real thing. i think artificial turf might be some sort of crime against englishness and it's not like we don't get enough rain to keep real grass green

the pbm enjoys pedicures
@miss_otis avatar
UTC

Hooked
LX 150 "Arletta"
Joined: UTC
Posts: 347
Location: Kingston, ON
 
Hooked
@miss_otis avatar
LX 150 "Arletta"
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Posts: 347
Location: Kingston, ON
UTC quote
genie wrote:
the pbm enjoys pedicures
Best thing in life!

The PBM has whiskers
@zippityjacks avatar
UTC

Molto Verboso
Thank you Christina -- 2005 ET4 with Flames
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Posts: 1371
Location: Rivanna, VA
 
Molto Verboso
@zippityjacks avatar
Thank you Christina -- 2005 ET4 with Flames
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UTC quote
False, I went through lazer treatment.

The poster below me is owned by a Jack Russell Terrier.
@scoots avatar
UTC

Moderatore Dedicato
GTS250 Gilera Runner SP180
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Posts: 5209
Location: Kent,England
 
Moderatore Dedicato
@scoots avatar
GTS250 Gilera Runner SP180
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Posts: 5209
Location: Kent,England
UTC quote
False,it's a rough collie.


The PBM wears ladies underwear..
@genie avatar
UTC

Gobshite Shiva
Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise'
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Posts: 14960
Location: London UK
 
Gobshite Shiva
@genie avatar
Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise'
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Posts: 14960
Location: London UK
UTC quote
false - i wear harley-davidson underpants

the pbm has a favourite cheese.
@boomiemct avatar
UTC

Addicted
2006 Vespa LX150
Joined: UTC
Posts: 637
Location: Fairfax, Va
 
Addicted
@boomiemct avatar
2006 Vespa LX150
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Posts: 637
Location: Fairfax, Va
UTC quote
GORGONZOLLA!

TPBM has a song stuck in their head.
@beachbuzz avatar
UTC

Hooked
Blur, Burgman, Buddy, Met, TGB
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Posts: 110
Location: Wilmington / Fenwick Island DE
 
Hooked
@beachbuzz avatar
Blur, Burgman, Buddy, Met, TGB
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Location: Wilmington / Fenwick Island DE
UTC quote
a smile is just a smile, a kiss is just a kiss...

now the PBM has the same song in their head
@genie avatar
UTC

Gobshite Shiva
Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise'
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Posts: 14960
Location: London UK
 
Gobshite Shiva
@genie avatar
Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise'
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Posts: 14960
Location: London UK
UTC quote
true. dammit

the pbm is wearing odd socks
@pat avatar
UTC

Hooked
GT200 "the blue hybiscus", BV350 "green giant"
Joined: UTC
Posts: 475
Location: Temecula, Ca
 
Hooked
@pat avatar
GT200 "the blue hybiscus", BV350 "green giant"
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Posts: 475
Location: Temecula, Ca
UTC quote
False. No socks, no shoes.

The PBM is thinking about calling in sick today and ride their scoot!
@messycoloring avatar
UTC

Ossessionato
LX 150
Joined: UTC
Posts: 2538
Location: Danville, Va
 
Ossessionato
@messycoloring avatar
LX 150
Joined: UTC
Posts: 2538
Location: Danville, Va
UTC quote
True


TPBM has a PSA below 2
@miss_otis avatar
UTC

Hooked
LX 150 "Arletta"
Joined: UTC
Posts: 347
Location: Kingston, ON
 
Hooked
@miss_otis avatar
LX 150 "Arletta"
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Posts: 347
Location: Kingston, ON
UTC quote
False, for obvious reasons. But neither does my husband

TPBM likes "flavoured" coffees.
@morvran avatar
UTC

Addicted
2008 GTSie and 1986 T5
Joined: UTC
Posts: 713
Location: Cleveland
 
Addicted
@morvran avatar
2008 GTSie and 1986 T5
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Posts: 713
Location: Cleveland
UTC quote
False. Straight up, espresso if you got it.

The PBM likes beets.
UTC

Addicted
Demon Black 500
Joined: UTC
Posts: 548
Location: Austin, Tx
 
Addicted
Demon Black 500
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Posts: 548
Location: Austin, Tx
UTC quote
True. And they stain everything such a lovely shade of purplish.

The PBM is about to take an early lunch
@thatbloodystig avatar
UTC

Drift Unit SC
1 Manual; 1 Auto; none other.
Joined: UTC
Posts: 1596
Location: SoSanJo CA
 
Drift Unit SC
@thatbloodystig avatar
1 Manual; 1 Auto; none other.
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Posts: 1596
Location: SoSanJo CA
UTC quote
Kabuleiro wrote:
True. And they stain everything such a lovely shade of purplish.

The PBM is about to take an early lunch
False - early lunch for me would result in losing a nice, posh position I just started this week.

The PBM checks MV on their mobile more frequently than any other site/email service.
@geo-vesp avatar
UTC

Ossessionato
PX150 Serie America, T5 Classic, Harley Iron 883
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Posts: 2396
Location: Minneapolis, MN
 
Ossessionato
@geo-vesp avatar
PX150 Serie America, T5 Classic, Harley Iron 883
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Posts: 2396
Location: Minneapolis, MN
UTC quote
true

the poster below me doesn't have a motorcycle endorsement on their license
@caligurl avatar
UTC

Molto Verboso
Alex the Portofino Green LX 150
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Posts: 1335
Location: San Jose, CA
 
Molto Verboso
@caligurl avatar
Alex the Portofino Green LX 150
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Posts: 1335
Location: San Jose, CA
UTC quote
Geo-Vesp wrote:
true

the poster below me doesn't have a motorcycle endorsement on their license
false. I have my M1.

The poster below me hasn't washed his/her scoot all summer.
@italianscoots avatar
UTC

Molto Verboso
2015 Primavera Montebianco "Falcor"
Joined: UTC
Posts: 1972
Location: Atlanta
 
Molto Verboso
@italianscoots avatar
2015 Primavera Montebianco "Falcor"
Joined: UTC
Posts: 1972
Location: Atlanta
UTC quote
False! I washed it for the first time (this summer) last week because it had too many bird poops on it.

The poster below me is taking off of work to see the new Batman movie tomorrow.

-Mel
@thatbloodystig avatar
UTC

Drift Unit SC
1 Manual; 1 Auto; none other.
Joined: UTC
Posts: 1596
Location: SoSanJo CA
 
Drift Unit SC
@thatbloodystig avatar
1 Manual; 1 Auto; none other.
Joined: UTC
Posts: 1596
Location: SoSanJo CA
UTC quote
italianscoots wrote:
False! I washed it for the first time (this summer) last week because it had too many bird poops on it.

The poster below me is taking off of work to see the new Batman movie tomorrow.

-Mel
TRUE! But I have it off anyways...

The poster before me properly waves to cruisers versus sport bikes (down-low versus up-high).
@blackbirdd avatar
UTC

Hooked
GT200
Joined: UTC
Posts: 171
Location: Oregon
 
Hooked
@blackbirdd avatar
GT200
Joined: UTC
Posts: 171
Location: Oregon
UTC quote
True!!! Though only after I recently learned the proper techniques

the poster below me rides more days per week than the number of times they post on MV posts per week
@genie avatar
UTC

Gobshite Shiva
Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise'
Joined: UTC
Posts: 14960
Location: London UK
 
Gobshite Shiva
@genie avatar
Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise'
Joined: UTC
Posts: 14960
Location: London UK
UTC quote
false. there aren't enough days in the week!

the pbm is wondering if we'll exceed the 148-page limit that this game has already reached on another forum
@zippityjacks avatar
UTC

Molto Verboso
Thank you Christina -- 2005 ET4 with Flames
Joined: UTC
Posts: 1371
Location: Rivanna, VA
 
Molto Verboso
@zippityjacks avatar
Thank you Christina -- 2005 ET4 with Flames
Joined: UTC
Posts: 1371
Location: Rivanna, VA
UTC quote
False, I am sure it has the potential.

The PBM likes ice cream.
@xchrischassex avatar
UTC

Hooked
2010 GTS 300 Super / 2007 GTS 250ie / 1977 Leyland Mini / 1966 Ford Galaxie / 1955 Ford / 2019 Mini Cooper S JCW / 2024 Nissan Pathfinder Rock Creek
Joined: UTC
Posts: 273
Location: Beaverton, OR
 
Hooked
@xchrischassex avatar
2010 GTS 300 Super / 2007 GTS 250ie / 1977 Leyland Mini / 1966 Ford Galaxie / 1955 Ford / 2019 Mini Cooper S JCW / 2024 Nissan Pathfinder Rock Creek
Joined: UTC
Posts: 273
Location: Beaverton, OR
UTC quote
TRUE!!!! Looooooove ice cream..

The PBM is going over 100 miles away from home on their scooter this weekend.
@blackbirdd avatar
UTC

Hooked
GT200
Joined: UTC
Posts: 171
Location: Oregon
 
Hooked
@blackbirdd avatar
GT200
Joined: UTC
Posts: 171
Location: Oregon
UTC quote
Sorta true....100+ miles on saturday to support a local cancer research/LAF bicycle ride. Fun stuff!!

PBM spends time at work browsing MV and the tour coverage
@mv-bot avatar
UTC

Zombie Process
More Human Than Human
Joined: UTC
Posts: 263
 
Zombie Process
@mv-bot avatar
More Human Than Human
Joined: UTC
Posts: 263
UTC quote
True. MV-Bot monitors this network twenty-four hours a day, 365 days a year, with the exception of regularly scheduled maintenance intervals.

the poster below MV-Bot is a silicon-based life form
@rex avatar
UTC

Rock Star
Moto Guzzi V7 Classic
Joined: UTC
Posts: 3780
Location: San Diego, CA
 
Rock Star
@rex avatar
Moto Guzzi V7 Classic
Joined: UTC
Posts: 3780
Location: San Diego, CA
UTC quote
False. I'm real.

TPBM's belly button is an innie (not an outtie). Aha! Caught you lookin'!
UTC

Addicted
GT200, ET4, SS180
Joined: UTC
Posts: 513
 
Addicted
GT200, ET4, SS180
Joined: UTC
Posts: 513
UTC quote
False.

Nope. No implants. (yea I know what you mean)

the PBM is sleepy and needs a nap

Edited: Damn Rex beat me to it
⚠️ Last edited by lastbestwoman on UTC; edited 1 time

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