Modern Vespa

The poster above me is a party pooper.

The poster below me has more important things to be doing.

true

the poster below me picked up a new iphone this a.m.

False.

The PBM has a long to do list for the weekend.

False. Short list.

1. Don't work
2. Have fun
3. Ride

The poster below me hates to ride when it's cold.

False, you haven't felt alive until you've gone 50mph on a 35 degree day without a windscreen.

The poster below me is having a beer to celebrate Friday...even if it is before noon.

semi-true - just stepping out to the offie for a bottle o wine (it's nearly 6 here)

the poster below me bites their fingernails.

False. I'm a well manicured classical guitarist

The PMB often hums instrumental surfer music while riding

erm, false - my song du jour is 'birthday', by the sugarcubes

the pbm flosses

true - just not daily like my dentist wants me to do

the poster below me has a Corazzo jacket

False - have an Aerostich riding suit.

The poster below me is going to have an awesome weekend

Absolutely TRUE

The PBM is wishing it was GO TIME since the weather is sooooooooo nice outside.

Too true (we're in the same pleasant weather pattern).

The PBM has to go out of town on business next week and won't be able to ride, as I do.

false In town and scootcommuting all week

the PBM has more than one scooter in the stable

False. We have more cars than drivers at our house, but only one scooter.

The PBM works on their own scooter.

False, too complex

The PBM rides WOT in residential neighborhoods.

False

The PBM is attending the Twisted Wheel Scooter Rally up here in Toronto tomorrow!

False. I still need a stinkin' scooter...

The PBM has caught themselves singing the Viva Viagra song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umhEoIdKYm8

thankfully, false

The PBM has heard that their scooter is "a little scooter" from someone.

Unfortunately, true.

The PBM uses the pet carrier for a FF helmet.

Unfortunately false, I wish the GTS pet carrier would fit a full face helmet.

The PBM has posted on Modern Vespa while drunk.

*ahem* true

the pbm can do that trick where you curl your tongue into a tube shape.

Very true.

The PBM has ridden his/her scooter without a helmet.

False. I've only ever rode the 200cc bike at my MSF course. (I should stop answering some of these)

The PBM is happy that it's

TRUE!

The PBM really needs to PEE but is having so much fun reading this that they just assume hold it.

OK, I'm back! Oh! False then!

The PBM is going to Motogiro America!

Fasle.

The PBM likes PBR

true - at the right time and place

the poster below me smokes

true - but only 'recreationally'

the PBM prefers showers to baths

true


the poster below me doesn't know what a PBM is

True.

The PBM skinny-dips at the drop of a hat.

(and the pants and the top... )

False, few could handle my gorgeousness!


The PBM drinks PBR!

YUCK. false.

The poster below me has never seen the Northern Lights.

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true - though it's not really my choice

the pbm is lactose intolerant

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False.

But my daughter is a veg.

The PBM loves sashimi but feels guilty eating it

false. when i'm in newfoundland i murder sea urchins and eat 'em straight out of the water. sorry everybody. i'm kind to my cats.

the pbm exfoliates regularly

False.

The PBM eats pizza at least twice a week.

False.

The PBM loves badboys (Russell Crowe, Ryan Adams...)
but would never marry one

true

the poster below me was hungover today