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Reason #23 why we can't ride motorcycles in church
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1824739

Besides, I think it's mentioned somewhere in the 10 Commandments...
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ROFL emoticon You've got to wonder who would think a wheelie in church is a good idea.
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ROFL emoticon You've got to wonder who would think a wheelie in church is a good idea.
I like to think the Lord loves wheelies...otherwise, why would they be so dang fun???
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heeheehee.... hoohoohoo... ROFL emoticon yikes, that was funny!
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that's rich... funniest thing I've seen in a while ROFL emoticon
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Missed it by that much.......
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What's a redneck's last words?

WATCH THIS!

The next video was good too.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1744293

The kid is tough.
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Wheelies in Church?! Wow! I'm still laughing.

Wheelchair stunts. Just plain cool. 8)
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The wheelie video was really funny.
But the wheelchair video was AMAZING!

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The wheelie video was really funny.
But the wheelchair video was AMAZING!

Danny
Agreed. That kid has some serious moves. Super impressive.
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Even God is laughing his ass off.
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DenverScooterLawyer wrote:
danny*h wrote:
The wheelie video was really funny.
But the wheelchair video was AMAZING!

Danny
Agreed. That kid has some serious moves. Super impressive.
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The guy doing a wheelie was flat-out a dumbass for even trying it.
The wheelchair vid was hands down WYCKED! Maybe I've been watching too much Jackass/Bam Margera, but I give it TWO THUMBS UP!!! Clap emoticon Clap emoticon Clap emoticon
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Loved it but.........
What are the other 22 reasons?
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got mine wrote:
Loved it but.........
What are the other 22 reasons?
Sounds like we need a new thread for that one.

Twenty-Three Reasons Why Wheelies Are Not Allowed in Church:
1) Chance of getting eye poked out on Pope's hat.
2) Organ failure - 'nuff said.
3) ...
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got mine wrote:
Loved it but.........
What are the other 22 reasons?
Sounds like we need a new thread for that one.

Twenty-Three Reasons Why Wheelies Are Not Allowed in Church:
1) Chance of getting eye poked out on Pope's hat.
2) Organ failure - 'nuff said.
3) ...
3) Carpeted floors snag foot-pegs easier when racing around the pews.
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DenverScooterLawyer wrote:
got mine wrote:
Loved it but.........
What are the other 22 reasons?
Sounds like we need a new thread for that one.

Twenty-Three Reasons Why Wheelies Are Not Allowed in Church:
1) Chance of getting eye poked out on Pope's hat.
2) Organ failure - 'nuff said.
3) ...
3) Carpeted floors snag foot-pegs easier when racing around the pews.
(4) Deuteronomy 5-26; "He who shall soil my temple whilst on one wheel shall soil his own garmets."

We're only 19 reasons away!!!
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DenverScooterLawyer wrote:
ThatBloodyStig wrote:
DenverScooterLawyer wrote:
got mine wrote:
Loved it but.........
What are the other 22 reasons?
Sounds like we need a new thread for that one.

Twenty-Three Reasons Why Wheelies Are Not Allowed in Church:
1) Chance of getting eye poked out on Pope's hat.
2) Organ failure - 'nuff said.
3) ...
3) Carpeted floors snag foot-pegs easier when racing around the pews.
(4) Deuteronomy 5-26; "He who shall soil my temple whilst on one wheel shall soil his own garmets."

We're only 19 reasons away!!!
5) The two-stroke smoke is constantly mistaken for "The Holy Ghost"
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6) It's profane to interrupt vespers.
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DenverScooterLawyer wrote:
ThatBloodyStig wrote:
DenverScooterLawyer wrote:
got mine wrote:
Loved it but.........
What are the other 22 reasons?


Sounds like we need a new thread for that one.

Twenty-Three Reasons Why Wheelies Are Not Allowed in Church:
1) Chance of getting eye poked out on Pope's hat.
2) Organ failure - 'nuff said.
3) ...


3) Carpeted floors snag foot-pegs easier when racing around the pews.


(4) Deuteronomy 5-26; "He who shall soil my temple whilst on one wheel shall soil his own garmets."

5) The two-stroke smoke is constantly mistaken for "The Holy Ghost"

6) It's profane to interrupt vespers.
7) All that noise might wake everyone up
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