Modern Vespa : [NSR] The FAIL Thread

buglake UTC details Ossessionato 2x '06 GT200 ~ '78 P200 ~ '73 Vespa 90 Joined: UTC Posts: 2591 Location: San Diego
buglake Ossessionato 2x '06 GT200 ~ '78 P200 ~ '73 Vespa 90 Joined: UTC Posts: 2591 Location: San Diego	UTC quote Reads: Pork Brains in Milk Gravy Cholest. 3500mg 1170% of DV APPETIZING? FAIL. DAILY ALLOWANCE? ^#!%$ FAIL.

Killo UTC details Ossessionato I have a few scooters.... Joined: UTC Posts: 2233 Location: San Antonio, TX
Killo Ossessionato I have a few scooters.... Joined: UTC Posts: 2233 Location: San Antonio, TX	UTC quote T. Fletcher wrote: good bye eggs. I think they're going for the Oompa-Loompa look.

cynner UTC details Addicted '06 LX150 Joined: UTC Posts: 798 Location: San Francisco, CA
cynner Addicted '06 LX150 Joined: UTC Posts: 798 Location: San Francisco, CA	UTC quote

marc UTC details Molto Verboso 06 GTS250. 00 Yamaha Vino airsal 70cc. 01 ET4 (wrecked). 67 Lambretta Vega125. 48 Beam Doodlebug Super. 1915 Board Track replica 80cc Joined: UTC Posts: 1352 Location: Monterey Ca.
marc Molto Verboso 06 GTS250. 00 Yamaha Vino airsal 70cc. 01 ET4 (wrecked). 67 Lambretta Vega125. 48 Beam Doodlebug Super. 1915 Board Track replica 80cc Joined: UTC Posts: 1352 Location: Monterey Ca.	UTC quote cynner wrote: So that's what they meant by 'Kissing the Gunner's daughter'

QuipMC UTC details Ossessionato 2005 GT 200L Grigio_Smoky a.k.a. "Il Grande Lebowski" Joined: UTC Posts: 3028 Location: B'game, CA
QuipMC Ossessionato 2005 GT 200L Grigio_Smoky a.k.a. "Il Grande Lebowski" Joined: UTC Posts: 3028 Location: B'game, CA	UTC quote This is why you have all those warning labels on tools and appliances!

mistersmall UTC details Hooked LX 150 Joined: UTC Posts: 299 Location: Los Angeles CA
mistersmall Hooked LX 150 Joined: UTC Posts: 299 Location: Los Angeles CA	UTC quote Here's one. Huh? ⚠️ Last edited by mistersmall on UTC; edited 1 time

no cattle UTC details Molto Verboso 2005 ET2 70cc, 14 mirrors, 2 headlights, lots of LEDs and a 2005 GT200 restored after a crash, 1978 SIL Lambretta GP200 and a 1983 Cushman Truckster Joined: UTC Posts: 1628 Location: Calgary AB
no cattle Molto Verboso 2005 ET2 70cc, 14 mirrors, 2 headlights, lots of LEDs and a 2005 GT200 restored after a crash, 1978 SIL Lambretta GP200 and a 1983 Cushman Truckster Joined: UTC Posts: 1628 Location: Calgary AB	UTC quote Wall Street Fail

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badpenguin UTC details Addicted Vroomy Vroomerson! Joined: UTC Posts: 726 Location: Murrieta, CA
badpenguin Addicted Vroomy Vroomerson! Joined: UTC Posts: 726 Location: Murrieta, CA	UTC quote Killo wrote: T. Fletcher wrote: good bye eggs. I think they're going for the Oompa-Loompa look. Oh it gets so much bettah! http://little-pumpkins.blogspot.com/2008/04/attack-of-guidos.html

buglake UTC details Ossessionato 2x '06 GT200 ~ '78 P200 ~ '73 Vespa 90 Joined: UTC Posts: 2591 Location: San Diego
buglake Ossessionato 2x '06 GT200 ~ '78 P200 ~ '73 Vespa 90 Joined: UTC Posts: 2591 Location: San Diego	UTC quote Try this one, badpenquin: http://www.guidofistpump.com/guidooftheweek08.html

genie UTC details Gobshite Shiva Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise' Joined: UTC Posts: 14960 Location: London UK
genie Gobshite Shiva Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise' Joined: UTC Posts: 14960 Location: London UK	UTC quote i'm speechless. there is more product on his body than i use in an entire year. lock up your daughters .... or maybe just lock up your daughter's makeup bag that's a very fetching deep plunge neckline he's wearing tho - i'd fight him for that jumper.

badpenguin UTC details Addicted Vroomy Vroomerson! Joined: UTC Posts: 726 Location: Murrieta, CA
badpenguin Addicted Vroomy Vroomerson! Joined: UTC Posts: 726 Location: Murrieta, CA	UTC quote buglake wrote: Try this one, badpenquin: http://www.guidofistpump.com/guidooftheweek08.html Thanks a lot Buglake, I won't be able to sleep tonight. Maybe we'll go to a Haunted House tonight to get those scary images out of my head!

Dillinger-63 UTC details Ossessionato Had 2 2006 GTS 250ie's Joined: UTC Posts: 2025 Location: NW Tennessee
Dillinger-63 Ossessionato Had 2 2006 GTS 250ie's Joined: UTC Posts: 2025 Location: NW Tennessee	UTC quote badpenguin wrote: buglake wrote: Try this one, badpenquin: http://www.guidofistpump.com/guidooftheweek08.html Thanks a lot Buglake, I won't be able to sleep tonight. Maybe we'll go to a Haunted House tonight to get those scary images out of my head! At times don't ya wish birth control was retro active?

cynner UTC details Addicted '06 LX150 Joined: UTC Posts: 798 Location: San Francisco, CA
cynner Addicted '06 LX150 Joined: UTC Posts: 798 Location: San Francisco, CA	UTC quote SF Transit FAIL

OP T. Fletcher UTC details Hooked 09 GTS 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 281 Location: California
OP T. Fletcher Hooked 09 GTS 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 281 Location: California	UTC quote How i miss the N Juda. You should have seen how packed it was after the Outside Lands Festival.

megnez UTC details Molto Verboso 1979 p200e Joined: UTC Posts: 1201 Location: Baton Rouge, LA
megnez Molto Verboso 1979 p200e Joined: UTC Posts: 1201 Location: Baton Rouge, LA	UTC quote Vespa Fail... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzjEVRu4QXk

Marcster UTC details Molto Verboso 2000 Yamaha Diversion XJ600 Joined: UTC Posts: 1651 Location: Closer to Philly than most.
Marcster Molto Verboso 2000 Yamaha Diversion XJ600 Joined: UTC Posts: 1651 Location: Closer to Philly than most.	UTC quote Spool of cable fail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYhDu1UzLSs Dancing fail -- stick around to the end: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOvqF4ZPDNM

Marcster UTC details Molto Verboso 2000 Yamaha Diversion XJ600 Joined: UTC Posts: 1651 Location: Closer to Philly than most.
Marcster Molto Verboso 2000 Yamaha Diversion XJ600 Joined: UTC Posts: 1651 Location: Closer to Philly than most.	UTC quote Environmentalist fail:

badpenguin UTC details Addicted Vroomy Vroomerson! Joined: UTC Posts: 726 Location: Murrieta, CA
badpenguin Addicted Vroomy Vroomerson! Joined: UTC Posts: 726 Location: Murrieta, CA	UTC quote Marcster, that dancing chick was hilarious. She was kind of cute, but one heckuva annoying dancer. In regards to the environmentalist fail...please tell me that was fake!

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badpenguin wrote:

In regards to the environmentalist fail...please tell me that was fake!

I'm telling you, if the government would quit screwing with the time all our problem will go away! In fact, the daylight hours are altogether too long. If hours between 6Am and 6PM had just 45 minutes to them and the other hours had 75 minutes we could reverse these drought problems really fast.

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buglake UTC details Ossessionato 2x '06 GT200 ~ '78 P200 ~ '73 Vespa 90 Joined: UTC Posts: 2591 Location: San Diego
buglake Ossessionato 2x '06 GT200 ~ '78 P200 ~ '73 Vespa 90 Joined: UTC Posts: 2591 Location: San Diego	UTC quote

buglake UTC details Ossessionato 2x '06 GT200 ~ '78 P200 ~ '73 Vespa 90 Joined: UTC Posts: 2591 Location: San Diego
buglake Ossessionato 2x '06 GT200 ~ '78 P200 ~ '73 Vespa 90 Joined: UTC Posts: 2591 Location: San Diego	UTC quote

ianp UTC details Destroyer of Worlds LML Star 125, Vespa GT200 Joined: UTC Posts: 2011 Location: London, United Kingdom
ianp Destroyer of Worlds LML Star 125, Vespa GT200 Joined: UTC Posts: 2011 Location: London, United Kingdom	UTC quote buglake wrote: Nah, haven't you heard? It doesn't count as long as you only do anal!

buglake UTC details Ossessionato 2x '06 GT200 ~ '78 P200 ~ '73 Vespa 90 Joined: UTC Posts: 2591 Location: San Diego
buglake Ossessionato 2x '06 GT200 ~ '78 P200 ~ '73 Vespa 90 Joined: UTC Posts: 2591 Location: San Diego	UTC quote thefuzzylogic wrote: Nah, haven't you heard? It doesn't count as long as you only do anal! WOW, Ian. heheee...

buglake UTC details Ossessionato 2x '06 GT200 ~ '78 P200 ~ '73 Vespa 90 Joined: UTC Posts: 2591 Location: San Diego
buglake Ossessionato 2x '06 GT200 ~ '78 P200 ~ '73 Vespa 90 Joined: UTC Posts: 2591 Location: San Diego	UTC quote GOB Bluth imitation.... you're doing it pretty well, actually.

ufo UTC details Molto Verboso MP3 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 1135 Location: San Diego
ufo Molto Verboso MP3 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 1135 Location: San Diego	UTC quote Trying to get a hold of my broker..I guess that's why they call them Broker's?

OP T. Fletcher UTC details Hooked 09 GTS 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 281 Location: California
OP T. Fletcher Hooked 09 GTS 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 281 Location: California	UTC quote thefuzzylogic wrote: Nah, haven't you heard? It doesn't count as long as you only do anal!

beergeek UTC details Hooked Black '07 LX 150 Joined: UTC Posts: 356 Location: Seattle
beergeek Hooked Black '07 LX 150 Joined: UTC Posts: 356 Location: Seattle	UTC quote Ok not sure if anyones posted this one yet, but I saw it and thought it a good one... Two Fails in one, Helmet Fail and Stoppie Fail! Jaw broken in 3...2...1...

maydaverave UTC details Addicted bv 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 731 Location: st. augustine
maydaverave Addicted bv 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 731 Location: st. augustine	UTC quote buglake wrote: Try this one, badpenquin: http://www.guidofistpump.com/guidooftheweek08.html Does laughing at people really different from me make me a bad person but I can't help myself

OP T. Fletcher UTC details Hooked 09 GTS 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 281 Location: California
OP T. Fletcher Hooked 09 GTS 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 281 Location: California	UTC quote Its Ok to laugh

OP T. Fletcher UTC details Hooked 09 GTS 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 281 Location: California
OP T. Fletcher Hooked 09 GTS 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 281 Location: California	UTC quote VRoom

OP T. Fletcher UTC details Hooked 09 GTS 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 281 Location: California
OP T. Fletcher Hooked 09 GTS 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 281 Location: California	UTC quote Stop the presses!

glasseye UTC details Ossessionato GTS, LX, VSD, VSX, VNX, LD 125, Chucky, LI125 Joined: UTC Posts: 4181 Location: San Jose CA
glasseye Ossessionato GTS, LX, VSD, VSX, VNX, LD 125, Chucky, LI125 Joined: UTC Posts: 4181 Location: San Jose CA	UTC quote This is cute.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT4AxEEEwTo&feature=related R 8)

maydaverave UTC details Addicted bv 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 731 Location: st. augustine
maydaverave Addicted bv 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 731 Location: st. augustine	UTC quote Holy crap this made me nervous just watching it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uAcmrUEp2U but then I watched it again and laughed my butt off.

TheO.Z. UTC details Sir Frets-A-Lot Vespa GT250ie/L, Honda Ruckus 50, Honda NT700V, Honda CB125 Joined: UTC Posts: 11197 Location: Bee eff eee.
TheO.Z. Sir Frets-A-Lot Vespa GT250ie/L, Honda Ruckus 50, Honda NT700V, Honda CB125 Joined: UTC Posts: 11197 Location: Bee eff eee.	UTC quote failblog.org Enjoy.

TurtleGT UTC details Banned Joined: UTC Posts: 6032
TurtleGT Banned Joined: UTC Posts: 6032	UTC quote Cat owner fail:

maydaverave UTC details Addicted bv 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 731 Location: st. augustine
maydaverave Addicted bv 250 Joined: UTC Posts: 731 Location: st. augustine	UTC quote Listening to instructions fail! Dragon Ballz Fail. Cloud Fail Trying to connect to the youth Fail.

Grind UTC details Ossessionato Joined: UTC Posts: 2666 Location: Brookfield, WI
Grind Ossessionato Joined: UTC Posts: 2666 Location: Brookfield, WI	UTC quote T. Fletcher wrote: Its Ok to laugh I've heard the audio of that, and man, she has no freakin' clue. She sounded like, "Hey, that's not the question I wanted to answer."

Boulty UTC details Moderator Australis 2024 BMW CE-02, Formerly...2014 Moto Guzzi V7, 2014 Vespa 150 Primavera, 2003 Vespa GT200 Joined: UTC Posts: 5708 Location: New Zealand where it is already tomorrow..
Boulty Moderator Australis 2024 BMW CE-02, Formerly...2014 Moto Guzzi V7, 2014 Vespa 150 Primavera, 2003 Vespa GT200 Joined: UTC Posts: 5708 Location: New Zealand where it is already tomorrow..	UTC quote Words fail me on this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq1z5yko5HI&feature=related

Wangta UTC details Ossessionato '10 GTS 300 Super, '79 Vespa P200E, '04 Vespa PX200, 2011 SportCity 300 Cube [Sold] Joined: UTC Posts: 2924 Location: San Francisco, CA
Wangta Ossessionato '10 GTS 300 Super, '79 Vespa P200E, '04 Vespa PX200, 2011 SportCity 300 Cube [Sold] Joined: UTC Posts: 2924 Location: San Francisco, CA	UTC quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDs9IZWvjhc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkyzT16XKsc&NR=1

cynner UTC details Addicted '06 LX150 Joined: UTC Posts: 798 Location: San Francisco, CA
cynner Addicted '06 LX150 Joined: UTC Posts: 798 Location: San Francisco, CA	UTC quote Wangta wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDs9IZWvjhc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkyzT16XKsc&NR=1 That was even more painful than "Chocolate Rain."

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