Modern Vespa

So I've been away from home for 2 weeks (reserves) and there are over 17 pages of unread post. Anybody want to fill me in on what I missed?

somebody said Toreador Pants and somebody said take the msf course.

Amerivespa 2009 in San Jose

More than a few asked what color scooter they should buy.

To save you some time; plum, white, red, and black were the final dicisions.

Can't think of anything else important.

some pig thing washed up on a beach

It was an mp3 500.

I think someone mentioned that their scooter is making a noise.

Oh yea,
Resist the urge to post any pictures of Elvis.

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there were subtle refrences to how life is sooo good in California

Oil caps uncovered, fan noise discovered

New vespa deals , old vespa steals

wobbles in the wheels, girl boots with high heels

flip flops and chop shops

lost and found, asses on the ground

High sides , low sides, full face nose dives

chrome mods, ends and odds

crash bars , cash bars, dragon tails and flyscreen sails

vespa rallies, hills and valleys, photo opps, moto shops

MV'rs doing what they do.....

wow, that was great!!!

that was awesome!
i found myself reading it to the beat of R.E.M.'s "it's the end of the world as we know it".

...cupcake...

don't get me started......

mogeewogee

Very well done. Forgot the Enzyte....

my vespa goes pssst pssst, boom ,boom whats wrong

Did you know that red is the fastest color?

I heard it was black. My cousin's girlfriend's roommate's best friend's dad is a dealer, and that's what he said.

+1

im still laughing!

Am I the only one who doesn't know what Toreador Pants is ?
A very ignorant Bill and his scabby ET4

Some here get downright offended if you don't look it up on your own!

http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/Toreador Pants

Well they will just have to remain offended but thank you for your help regardless.
Regards - a slightly less ignorant Bill

all the real action has been on the MP3 forum lately

Where's the hipster icon? Black beret, shades, subtle & appreciative finger snapping-- Nice, man! 8)

Someone claiming to be new - asked about chrome accessories & what color to buy & where to get a cup holder (no wonder america is fat, apparently you're not supposed to go anywhere without a drink in hand,) someone else saw some politician guy and that thread got locked, I had my hands all over Zippityjacks seat in Chattanooga, and then some rabbit tried to kill mikeinSJtown - the little bastard bunnyhumper got his GTS instead.

A mutant monkeypig has been born...

The PBM is still doing all kinds of stuff.

Bunch of people want to know if this '62 VBB they found on CL is a good deal or not. I mean, it must be, it's fully restored!

MP3 forum got told to settle down or Jess would give them a time out in the corner.

A few hijacked threads.

Not much

Needs a tune to go with it.

Someone needs to know what color helmet to buy?

Heya corinthian~

Here are nearly the only amusing topics, since you already are aquainted with Modular vs Full Face; GT vs GTS; What's this noise?; and Should I buy this?

[NSR] The FAIL Thread
(NSR) - Monkey Pig!


Here is one close to home that we need to nip in the butt:
[NSRWSE] What have I done???!!!

Welcome back, my military hero.

GUN

You missed 23 awesome threads pitting GTS v. GTV.

For the life of me, i still dont know if i should buy an ET4, LX150, and S150. What the hell is the difference on them and why the hell can i not figure out how to search the internet to find the answer?

Also, my shoe is untied. Help!!!

Rex is in love with a Ninja.

Someone overfilled with gas, and can't start their scooter.

the poster below me developed an itch

False, but I've developed an uncontrollable urge to sucker punch the next irate driver I meet.

Regards
Harvey

Badpenguin and the missus are going to see the Cured and Cash'd out. I know it's not the same as the real thing...but maybe Lol Tollhurst will show up...according to wikipedia he is a current resident of Temecula!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temecula%2C_CA