Modern Vespa

A 95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample
for analysis at the hospital.
He turns up two days later with an empty jar.
The nurse asks him why there is no sample?

He says, 'sorry but I tried it with my left hand,
then with my right hand. My wife tried it with
both hands, then with her mouth, first with her
teeth in, then with them out.
Then we got Ethel from next door to try but
it was no use,









we just couldn't get the lid off the jar!'

Not one of my better efforts obviously!!!!

Sorry, I loved it, the subtle drama, the suprise ending...
Sent it to everyone here.
The only one I have liked better was T.G.I.F. / S.H.I.T.

Today one of my co-workers complained I had not sent her the joke of the day. Most of them come from you. Keep it up.