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Two lions walking through the centre of New York on a Saturday afternoon.

One turns to the other and says " Isn't it quiet for a Saturday"
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So no animal jokes in future then?
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I must be daft as the Brits say. I don't get it. Give me some time.

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I did like the chicken joke. Told all of my friends who have chickens.
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Good, I thought I was the only one that didn't get it.

Unless it's quiet cus they are lions and everyone ran away????

Don't you just hate it when you have to explain a joke? Laughing emoticon
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whaley wrote:
Good, I thought I was the only one that didn't get it.

Unless it's quiet cus they are lions and everyone ran away????

Don't you just hate it when you have to explain a joke? Laughing emoticon
Then again, maybe they did not run fast enough.
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whaley wrote:
Unless it's quiet cus they are lions and everyone ran away???? Laughing emoticon
BINGO!
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