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Where is the joke today???
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I think we have missed a few days here.
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I've just heard this for the very first time last Friday:

The Rabbit and The Bear. The Rabbit asks the Bear, "Do you have problems with crap getting stuck on your fur when you take a sh!t?" The Bear said "No". So he grabs the Rabbit and wipes his ass with it.



(I like short jokes - not long, 3-4 paragraphs ones. Got any short jokes? Anybody?)
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Rex wrote:
(Got any short jokes? Anybody?)
A pengiun walks into a pub, goes up to the bar and asks the barman "excuse me mate, my brother hasn't been in here today has he", the barman looks at the penguin "I dont know mate, what's he look like"
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A Riddle:

What goes "ha ha ha ha ha thump"?













Someone laughing their head off.
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Another riddle:

What goes, "99 thump, 99 thump, 99 thump"?












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