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Molto Verboso
Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
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Molto Verboso
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Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
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Posts: 1302
Location: Leeds, Yorkshire, England
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Guy walks into a bar and says, "Drinks for everyone, and barkeep, pour
one for yourself too." Everyone thanks him and, a few minutes later,
he buys another round for everyone including the bartender. He orders
a third round and the barkeep says, "Sure, but please pay for the
first two rounds before I pour the third." The generous guy says,
"Money? I don't have any money." The bartender kicks the crap out of
him and throws him into the street. A few minutes later he comes back
in and says, "Barkeep, drinks for everyone. But not for you. you get
nasty when you're drunk."
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2007 LX190 RIP 1980 Honda CM400T SOLD 2013 Shadow 750 RIP
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Location: Crofton,MD
 
Molto Verboso
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2007 LX190 RIP 1980 Honda CM400T SOLD 2013 Shadow 750 RIP
Joined: UTC
Posts: 1496
Location: Crofton,MD
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Where was he when I used to drink ?
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