I'm a big guy. Can I ride a Vespa?
I'm a big guy. Can I ride 2-up on a Vespa?
Does riding a Vespa make you gay?
Can I wear Crocs on my Vespa?
Do you have to be Italian to own a Vespa?
Are Vespas only for rich people?
Will a Vespa have enough storage for all my fresh farmers' market shopping?
Do I really have to fiddle with that annoying D-ring on my half helmet?