Modern Vespa

boy asks his dad what the difference between theoreticaly and realisticaly to which his dad says go ask your mum if she would shag the post man for £1 million so of he goes he returns and says mum she would shag the postman. his dad says ask your sister the same question but for £2 million. of he goes he comes back and said she would shag him too. lad asks but whats the difference then his dad replies in therory we are sitting on £3 million but realistically we are living with 2 slags

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