Modern Vespa

"Ozzies, no surprises there!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqRVqXMyzhM

Hey RodKirby,
Would it be possible for you to post some screenshots of what it is you think would make this forum look or act better? For example what should a Modern bulletin board look or act like,that this one isn't? Just asking for more clarification.Also what if Jess did change a few things,wouldn't it just turn into some liking it ,while others not so? Again,just asking for some examples from you that could show us some samples,if you will.

Thanks Tim

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HA!....brilliant....


I was also going to suggest an "ass kissing" emoticon be added as it would get used an awful lot.......

shit.....prepare for the lock & the cleansing of feewings......

Let's just address this head-on: I can't even be bothered to read half of my own PMs. What on earth makes you think I want to read anyone else's?

As for over-moderation, just yesterday you were confused about what the differences between ScooterBBS and Modern Vespa were, and here you are repeating the well-worn rubric that Modern Vespa is "over-moderated". Yes, this is a moderated forum. That's what makes it different from ScooterBBS. Deal with it, don't deal with it, whatever. But please, stop whining.

In light of the last couple of PMs you've sent me, and your ridiculous accusations here, I'd like to invite you to leave, Colin. You're not welcome here anymore.

If you want privacy, use your personal email, then you only have to worry about homeland security reading your email. *

Scooter BBS is just a click away.

At least post over 200 before making suggestions. Isnt there some Jellyfish you could be swimming with mate.

"In light of the last couple of PMs you've sent me, and your ridiculous accusations here, I'd like to invite you to leave, Colin. You're not welcome here anymore."

+1........................... YES! Please go away.....................today. Do not pass go. You will not collect $200. Just go away.


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Yeah.....before you jump on that bandwagon...
I hope you don't ever need anything from Sportique or their affiliates....
And before you say you wont?......

You just never know....
Boutiques are shit.....Real knowledgeable scooter shops do not grow on trees.
Sportique is one of the real ones.....

Found in Australia, the Box Jellyfish,their venom is considered to be among the most deadly in the world, containing toxins that attack the heart, nervous system, and skin cells. It is so overpoweringly painful, human victims have been known to go into shock and drown or die of heart failure before even reaching shore

Dang Manny, that's just my brotha

on second thought?.... screw this...

So pretty!!

I'll bet that this "Mr. Crocodile Dundee -Wannabe" doesn't even owns a Vespa. But remember... "A punch without vengance, is not a punch"

VESPARICAN 8)

WAIT! We have a ringer for the soggy-stomp-off goodbye post!! I KNEW it could be done!

I would never wish Death on someone thats not cool. But theres gotta be some lesser Jellyfish.

I'm on this site a bunch at work. If it were all neon, flashy, and "modern", it would advertise that I'm slacking...

+1

The gray is fine with me, very easy to read. The color is supposed to come from the members.

If we need something small to complain about, how about shoelaces. They used to stay tied. Now, using these modern new fangled textiles, I have to tie and retie them all day

And? They stretch WAAAAY out. What is up with that? They are, however, in destructible.

or brassieres these days they've all got these stupid semi-rigid foam cups in them so that they look like there is an actual pair of boobs in there even when they're sitting empty in the dresser drawer. they're downright scary

I can vouch for this

Seriously though, the things which are "moderated" always seem to have been plain and simple breaches of the posting guidelines. Rather than fighting with the enforcement of posted guidelines after signing up "in acceptance" of them, why not just not sign up? I'm sure many of the breaches are unintentional anyway, so unless one were intentionally trying to go against the grain, why would one get terribly angry?

Yes those DO haunt my dreams

MY complaint with this forum? Well, I'm glad you asked...

My complaint is that I didn't get a single "welcome gift" for signing up for this forum! Not 1!!!

No Free Scoot. No free t-shirt, no sticker. Not even a bowl of guacamole! Can you believe that!!

I mean, how "MODERN" is that? In today's modern society where everyone wants something for nothing, and you take on the Modern label, and don't fulfill your duty?!!!

Seriously Jess! You're totally slacking here! I've sent you AT LEAST 0 PMs about this issue, and you haven't answered a single one!

Whatever man! I want my freaking bowl of guac already!

Sorry, I'll try to shape up. Thanks for pointing that out.

What you need to do is tie your shoelaces with a Turquoise Turtle knot http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/turquoiseturtleknot.htm , I use this and my laces never come undone until I want them to.

Oh and I should add I have no issues gray or grey or otherwise with MV, I love the site.

Heh. Empty threats.

How can I miss you if you won't go away.

(thanks Gitta )

Grandstanding = To perform ostentatiously so as to impress an audience.

Dang man, give it a break!!!!!!!

Say after me - WOOOOO-SAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! SERENITY NOW!

I can empathize a little on this. I have had photos of my vehicle in Iraq deleted because someone from another country found it offensive. I thought that was ridiculous and I do see that as over moderation. This is by far the most moderated forum I belong to but I'm ok with that. I like the forum and there is a wealth of information here that, if I didn't have access to, has helped me keep my vespa-sanity. I understand why is moderated at the level that it is too. There are a lot of people on this forum that blast others for not living the same ideals that they do. My .02

Im sorry but you'll have to post a photo, I just cant picture what your talking about.

Id rather complain about the cost of those damn things, I went to buy the wife a nice sexy one and it cost as much as rear tire installed.

That's why you lease and don't buy...I'm talking about the wife
j/k

Wear these if the site is to grey...
Also works on gloomy days..

That would be too grey.

But which would you rather curl up with in bed?

I gotta keep that one in the memory banks for a future slam!

Now, now, Boulty.

Just remember that without the generousity of the Australian Welfare system, Nuh Zulund would have keeled over years ago.

Anyway, being a good australian company, all Mitre 10 had to do to film that ad was to pop down to Bondi - more Kiwis there than on the North Island.

And don't forget, if it wasn't for Australia - you JAFA's would not have any trains running (well sort of)!

Aren't you proud of how benevalant your regional Cuz is?

AWWWWW C'mon.

Australia is Proud to be home to many toxic and poisonous animals - Ivan Milat, Chopper Reed, The Truro Murderer, and the nutter from the NT who did in that pommy bloke.

but if you wanna bitch about pissy box jellyfish - ha, and the bluebottles that we send to keep Boultys Cuz's off off bondi - they are small fry

this is the little bugger you want in your pool when unwanted guests arrive

Irukandji jellyfish

Isn't the important thing here the scooter?
Sad twat.

Very cute & about the size of a peanut:


But who wants dead people floating in their pool!?
They're harder to get rid of than unwelcome guests