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Anybody out there live in Nebraska and actually vote for this guy? The world as we know it is slowly going insane.
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LINCOLN, Neb. - A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served due to his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.

He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

Chambers has said he filed the lawsuit to make the point that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they are rich or poor.

On Tuesday, however, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward.

"Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Polk wrote.

Chambers, who graduated from law school but never took the bar exam, thinks he's found a hole in the judge's ruling.

"The court itself acknowledges the existence of God," Chambers said Wednesday. "A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God's omniscience."

Therefore, Chambers said, "Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."

Chambers has 30 days to decide whether to appeal. He said he hasn't decided yet.

Chambers, who has served a record 38 years in the Nebraska Legislature, is not returning next year because of term limits. He skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians.
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Re: [NSR at all] Suit against God thrown out over lack of ad
My favorite part was this line:
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Chambers, who has served a record 38 years in the Nebraska Legislature, is not returning next year because of term limits.
Nebraska's term limit is 38 years?

So he's the only elected official to ever not get voted out of office I suppose...

... cray-z. Guess he's trying to leave a legacy so he wont be forgotten once his term is up...
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Is this from The Onion?
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VinciGPR wrote:
Is this from The Onion?
Nope.
Some local coverage from last month:
http://www.ketv.com/news/14133442/detail.html
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That's nothing!

When I was growing up in Minnesota, a guy got run over by a train and lost both his legs. When the lawsuit came into court, the judge threw it out - said the guy didn't have a leg to stand on! Razz emoticon
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For the humor impaired, yes my last post was a joke. Laughing emoticon
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Is this thread under religion or politics?
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It's politically religious. or neither.... hmmmm. Is a great post. So can I sue Satan for my bad luck???
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Only if you get his address.....
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Be funny if god turned up at court with a copy of the ten comandments under his arm.
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trowel and cuffs wrote:
...So can I sue Satan for my bad luck???
Don't try suing Satan. He has all the best lawyers.
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Re: [NSR at all] Suit against God thrown out over lack of ad
sallad wrote:
My favorite part was this line:
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Chambers, who has served a record 38 years in the Nebraska Legislature, is not returning next year because of term limits.
Nebraska's term limit is 38 years?
More likely, the term limit is like 8 or 12 years and was passed just over 8 or 12 years ago..
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Re: [NSR at all] Suit against God thrown out over lack of ad
P.R.G. wrote:
sallad wrote:
My favorite part was this line:
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Chambers, who has served a record 38 years in the Nebraska Legislature, is not returning next year because of term limits.
Nebraska's term limit is 38 years?
More likely, the term limit is like 8 or 12 years and was passed just over 8 or 12 years ago..
I know, I just loved how it sounded.
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I'm from his hometown and I guarantee he's for real. he's also by far the greatest senator Nebraska has ever had and EVERYONE who cares about NE politics is seriously mourning his departure. Ernie does some far-fetched sounding things, but he always has a point. the Academy Award nominated "A Time For Burning" features a young Ernie Chambers in '65 that's getting lots of new press lately on the New York scene.

I can't even begin to list what his career has been like, but he takes shit from NO ONE and is the smartest guy in there. if you're at all curious about politics in the midwest, google him a little and you'll be impressed!`
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If he wants to move here I'll pay his train fare.
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Ernie Chambers is an enigma. He would eat Politicians, Judges, Lawyers, and the Nebraska establishment alive and do it at will. Singlehandedly ruled the Nebraska Legislature. Nobody can match wits with him, he is that much of a genius. The most eloquent speaker you will ever hear. He righted a lot of wrongs and gave people without a voice hope when there was nowhere else to turn. This God lawsuit is not a publicity stunt, it is an exercise to demonstrate that equal access to the courts is the right of every Nebraskan. Well respected among friends and foes alike, he will be missed.
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Cincinnati John wrote:
trowel and cuffs wrote:
...So can I sue Satan for my bad luck???
Don't try suing Satan. He has all the best lawyers.
Don't they all work for him?

...just kiddin'.
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Thermal Mick wrote:
Be funny if god turned up at court with a copy of the ten comandments under his arm.
How are you going to swear him/her in
Do you promise to tell the truth....... so help me, MYSELF?
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Great one. I just wish that they would take the "act of god" out of insurance claims etc. our electric was out for 5 days. Wind storm and blew a bunch of lines down. They used that defense when claims were made for all the food that rotted. Now if the electric company only changed or updated their termite ridden poles every once in a while it wouldn't of happened
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