Modern Vespa

cabbie picked up a nun.




She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.




He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you are as old as I am, and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I 'm sure there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."





The cabbie says,"well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." The nun said "well, let's see what we can do about that. #1, you have to be single. #2, you must be Catholic." With much excitement, the cabbie says "Yes! I 'm single and I'm Catholic!" "Okay", the nun says, "pull into the next alley."





The nun fulfills his fantasy and planted a kiss on him that would make a anyone blush. When they got back out on to the road, the cabbie began crying. The nun asked him, "why are you crying, my son?" He said, "forgive me, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I am married, and I am Jewish."




The nun replied, "that's okay. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween Party."

Good one!

Thank you again.
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