I was so depressed last night that I rang the Samaritans.
I got through to a call centre in Pakistan .
Told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a
plane......
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...
'Oi, what's your disability?'
I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off you t**t!'
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I
was a hooker!'
He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit
that I find it quite erot!c. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'
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Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
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2009 Vespa GTS Super duper pooper scooper
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GTV 250, -79 Primavera, -58 Lambretta LI 150
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