Modern Vespa

If you had purchased $1,000 of Lehman Bros. stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.

With Wachovia, you would have $16.50 left.

With AIG, you would have less than $5 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg plan.

Ain't that the truth!

I'll drink to that!

That's my kind of plan.

That's assuming that those cans of beer cost you less than $.25 per can. Not sure if I would want to drink 4,000 cans of $.25 beer...

I'm thinking 4000 cans of Old Style seems quite reasonable.....