Modern Vespa

pretty please with a cherry on top?

ok, probably nobody would (not that I'm not seriously asking PM me anytime) but I need to know where I could get one for a week without having to be over 25 and without it costing 1/4 of an actual vespa. Can't a girl just cruise around London with a pretty Vespa for the first time in her life without madness?

unfortunately not. at least, not easily. anyway, i don't think you'd want to, unless you've ridden or driven in london before. traffic here is a bit mental, and finding your way around (especially if you're used to grid systems) is completely nuts.

that changes everything...I haven't been there before so I will refrain from my vespa riding plans. Thanks for the heads up! Can I borrow your bike now? I'll only ride it in Antwerp, Belgium.

Scouts honor!

vintage Vespa makes me drool.

Maybe if you were a long time MV member posting over a 1000 post and someone across the pound got to know you, you might have a chance, but your a newbie and no one knows you from Eve.

Your avatar might help, good luck on your trip

Manny

My ava is wicked ain't it? And a sense of humor might help you further in life also thanks for the good luck, right back at ya!

Does the phrase
" Not a cat in hell's chance " mean anything to you?

Even if you "were known" I doubt anyone would lend you a scoot your best option would be to get over to Oz, pal up with AustrALIEN and hope he'll buy you a Vespa!!!!

Can do!

I'm celebrating Halloween either as Dorothy or as Little Red Riding Hood.

8) ..and you mister, have a break, have a KitKat.

That'll be nice for you!!!!!

Like Oultondave said you dont have a cat in hell's chance of anyone lending you you their scoot (especially with your strange attitude ) but you could try these lot is your serious Scooter hire in Brighton

it may not be London but if you really want to kill yourself quickly (i presume you have little riding experience) you could take an LX50 up from Brighton to London and have a play with the traffic in the big smoke and see how you get on

or you could just hang around Brighton posing in the Lanes, by the Pier etc with all the other wannabe Mods, you may end up living longer.

BTW i dont like chocolate

and i don't like cherries

I used to love cherries till I lost it

I lied

i do like chocolate but dont eat it that often... i really dont like cucumber

i'm devouring a bar of montezuma's dark chocolate with chilli right now

I think the obvious FIRST response to this question by any brit male should have been

"i'll borrow ye my vespa, if you'll borrow me your vagina."

but nobody jumped on it... so no points on the board for any of the contestants.

( brits still say "ye", don't they? Ye olde towne vagina shoppe, and so forth )

Eric, we do have some standards ( not many I'll grant you) but some, and verily I sayeth unto thee that we haven't used language like that since Mel Brookes film about Robin Hood!!!!

However I've seen my Vespa, but if she'd like to send pics of her..........................maybe that's enough!!!!

Dirty Boy... and from a mod to boot, you should be ashamed of yer self young man, now go to the bathroom and wash those dirty boy thoughts from your mind...

and where TF do you find a Ye olde vagina shoppe, i dont know where you live eric but you might want to think about moving somewhere less f**ked up

BTW I also dislike celery ALOT!

Don't blame Eric...blame the beard...the beard made him do it.

i don't know, and i don't want to know ... i'm guessing it's not a very popular product anyway....

LOL, You've got to be kidding right?