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Molto Verboso

Shirley Mary the White Vespa ET2 2001; Velma, the Red Vespa LX125 2008

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Molto Verboso

Shirley Mary the White Vespa ET2 2001; Velma, the Red Vespa LX125 2008

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williamvillage wrote:

Man goes shopping - walks into a shop, looks for what he wants, buys it without even trying it on, takes it home and wears it one day,maybe even the next day. Keeps garment forever.

Woman goes shopping - walks into shop and finds a garment she likes then goes into 10 other shops looking for the same kind of garment to see if it's any cheaper or a variation on the theme of the aforementioned garment.Then after meeting up with her friends goes back into the first shop and buys the original garment. Takes it home, puts it on , realises she didn't really like it in the first place, puts back in the bag with the reciept and returns it to the shop to get it refunded. With the refund she then goes looking for a totally different piece of clothing like shoes.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Billy - unpopular - scoot

Oh... you..... er.... get lost!

Dessita UTC details Molto Verboso Shirley Mary the White Vespa ET2 2001; Velma, the Red Vespa LX125 2008 Joined: UTC Posts: 1062 Location: London, UK
Dessita Molto Verboso Shirley Mary the White Vespa ET2 2001; Velma, the Red Vespa LX125 2008 Joined: UTC Posts: 1062 Location: London, UK	UTC quote wooooooooo i made it! 5 pages!!! and Massa is pole tomorrow!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhh

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Gobshite Shiva

Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise'

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Re: Pet Shop Boys

williamvillage wrote:

here's my version .... woman goes into shop, asks attendant for a specific colour and style of garment. attendant looks at her as though she's got two heads. woman says 'thank you, i'll take that as a no', and leaves. repeats this action in 56 different shops until at last, the perfect garment is found... and the only one left on the rack is a size 16.

man goes into shop (with woman). looks at a variety of garments. decides he doesn't like any of them. action is repeated until a video shop is reached, at which point man disappears into shop and doesn't emerge for 4 hours. woman naps.

man receives one of the previously rejected garments as a christmas present, loves it, and wears it until it falls apart.

OP Bill Dog UTC details eeeee bip BMW R1100RT The Problem Child Kymco Downtown 300 - I'm not the Uber Honda Cub - Scorched Earth Policy Joined: UTC Posts: 20847 Location: South East Great England of Britishland
OP Bill Dog eeeee bip BMW R1100RT The Problem Child Kymco Downtown 300 - I'm not the Uber Honda Cub - Scorched Earth Policy Joined: UTC Posts: 20847 Location: South East Great England of Britishland	UTC quote dead man walking Loves it ? Says he loves it......... And anyway wouldn't a size 16 fit just fine......... I'm now a dead man. Billy-dead-scoot Tonge in cheek unilke a Daily Mail reader

OP Bill Dog UTC details eeeee bip BMW R1100RT The Problem Child Kymco Downtown 300 - I'm not the Uber Honda Cub - Scorched Earth Policy Joined: UTC Posts: 20847 Location: South East Great England of Britishland
OP Bill Dog eeeee bip BMW R1100RT The Problem Child Kymco Downtown 300 - I'm not the Uber Honda Cub - Scorched Earth Policy Joined: UTC Posts: 20847 Location: South East Great England of Britishland	UTC quote voice from the grave I can die a happy man now because I've just got 3 tickets for Take That at Wembly Stadium in July 09. Look out for my re-enactment on Crime Watch where witnesses saw at least 3 female Vespa riders riding from the scene of the murder shouting the words "I havn't and will never shop at Evans" Love and kisses Billy-conduit from the afterlife-scoot.

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OP Bill Dog eeeee bip BMW R1100RT The Problem Child Kymco Downtown 300 - I'm not the Uber Honda Cub - Scorched Earth Policy Joined: UTC Posts: 20847 Location: South East Great England of Britishland	UTC quote foiled Actually Dead Man Shopping would have been funnier. GT200 update - Today it's had it's first polish with Mequires Gold and next Friday it will get it's final coat of Autoglym Automotive Polish. At some point soon after that I might even ride it somewhere. Brenchley anyone? Tally-ho. Billy-no-sccot

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Gobshite Shiva

Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise'

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you appear to have a serious polishing obsession. one of two things is going to happen: either you'll have made the scooter so aerodynamic with 60 coats of wax that it'll fly out of your hands and into a curbstone the second you touch the throttle, or you'll have weighed it down with so much product that it will refuse to budge. either way, i'm making sure i get a front row seat for the launch. Razz emoticon

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558 Hooked Kawasaki ER5 Joined: UTC Posts: 485 Location: London and Reading UK	UTC quote Considering the way the weather is turning - my football this morning was cancelled as I couldn't find my flippers and snorkel... I may be able to join you - but will be at short notice. Here's hoping it rains non-stop 'til then Onwards to that sixth-page-grail

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john kettley

Ok here's hoping that it lashes down with rain on November the 14th but dry and sunny on the 15th.
Genie I have a 3rd theory and that's that I polish it so much when I eventually ride it it will go so fast that I'll travel into the future at which point I will realise all of my past mistakes before I've even made them.I'll be like a Catholic Dr Who with added guilt.
Billy-no-sccot

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Huskyteer Veni, Vidi, Posti Honda NC700D Integra Joined: UTC Posts: 5026 Location: London, UK	UTC quote I see I'll have some serious competition in the shiniest scoot stakes (haven't washed mine for, ooh, two weeks). Well done on the sterling posting work over the weekend while I was slacking - onwards to page 6!

OP Bill Dog UTC details eeeee bip BMW R1100RT The Problem Child Kymco Downtown 300 - I'm not the Uber Honda Cub - Scorched Earth Policy Joined: UTC Posts: 20847 Location: South East Great England of Britishland
OP Bill Dog eeeee bip BMW R1100RT The Problem Child Kymco Downtown 300 - I'm not the Uber Honda Cub - Scorched Earth Policy Joined: UTC Posts: 20847 Location: South East Great England of Britishland	UTC quote John Barrowman I came home early one afternoon and caught my girlfriend in bed with all 8 Doctor Who's. Techically she said it counted as only one person. Billt-no-scoot

Dessita UTC details Molto Verboso Shirley Mary the White Vespa ET2 2001; Velma, the Red Vespa LX125 2008 Joined: UTC Posts: 1062 Location: London, UK
Dessita Molto Verboso Shirley Mary the White Vespa ET2 2001; Velma, the Red Vespa LX125 2008 Joined: UTC Posts: 1062 Location: London, UK	UTC quote all this polishing is my thing as well, but not in the rainy winter... I just feel gutted to see it get plastered with mud on my first trip out! ps: are we working towards keeping this thread on the first page of General Discussion till we actually get to the 15th? And then at least a week later with the "after math" commentary? yeaaaaaaaaaahhh

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genie Gobshite Shiva Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise' Joined: UTC Posts: 14960 Location: London UK	UTC quote yes. as a moderator, i approve of this pointless waste of bandwidth.

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Wonder Machine Size of a Chaffinch PX 125 "The Bruise" (SOLD) Joined: UTC Posts: 5548 Location: London	UTC quote Lord - a constipated knitted rabbit. I see you and I raise you this:

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genie Gobshite Shiva Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise' Joined: UTC Posts: 14960 Location: London UK	UTC quote i see your bunneh and raise you a badger:

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Wonder Machine Size of a Chaffinch PX 125 "The Bruise" (SOLD) Joined: UTC Posts: 5548 Location: London	UTC quote I see your badger raise you a er.....Adam Ant!

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OP Bill Dog eeeee bip BMW R1100RT The Problem Child Kymco Downtown 300 - I'm not the Uber Honda Cub - Scorched Earth Policy Joined: UTC Posts: 20847 Location: South East Great England of Britishland	UTC quote scare I'll match that with a moody self portrait. Billy-no-scoot

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OP Bill Dog eeeee bip BMW R1100RT The Problem Child Kymco Downtown 300 - I'm not the Uber Honda Cub - Scorched Earth Policy Joined: UTC Posts: 20847 Location: South East Great England of Britishland	UTC quote lens Ooops Sorry if I scared the children. I know that our little gatherings aren't really a club as such but if we did want to give them a title what would it be ? London Calling / Donkieskok ? what would you all suggest ? Page 6 is just around the corner. Billy-no-scoot

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genie Gobshite Shiva Kymco Downtown 300i the 'Dolphin Noise' Joined: UTC Posts: 14960 Location: London UK	UTC quote it has to be Donkie skok as you've already had labels made up .... ... have i done it ...? have i bumped us onto pointless page six ....??? edit: nope bugger. whoever makes the bump gets to wear the fez.

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