Modern Vespa

Kam I'm so happy for you, this is a really happy story especially in times like these when you just hear everyone being made redundant and it's getting scary. Really well done!
is this the one off Abbey Rd? Will I have the occasional friendly beep on my way into work?

Genie, your Loper is sah-ksey!!!
I also love your muffs hehe

Border, your copy and paste about the guys' stinkiness issue sums up the very reason I won't go camping

guys, I'm not going to belgium,
but it's good it's because I have a sunday job!
so anyway, if fags are real cheap there, will you bring me a pack
I'm looking to spend £20 tops for a 10-20 packs.
so if you see a tobacco bargain please grab. Even if they're L&M.
I just ran out of my duty free Vogues and am now smoking artisanal leaf fags I got as a curious gift (it's legal before you ask) and it's not my style 8)

Dessa, i fully disapprove of you smoking - you will ruin your gorgeous looks! however i will bring back fags for you if you want - if it's not me it'll be somebody else

Love the screen Genie.... look cool.

Genie if you get fags for Dessa I will sulk rather alot.

Dessa please stop smoking it's very very bad for you.

Regards

Billy-no-scoot

I've got great genes!
trust me!
plus I believe it's the guilt feeling of smoking that generates the 'issues'
I allow myself to puff tobacco as indians have done it for millenniums and they were pretty healthy and wise so there you have it! (I want to say 'put that in your pipe and smoke it' but it'll prob be inappropriate..?

I do appreciate your caring for my well-being though so I'll give you that.
and thanks genie for thinking of my happiness by agreeing to bring me the fags despite you disapproving that's what I call self-less love...
now. again, they ought to be cheap as chips, we are looking for £15 cartons of 10 (or is it 20) packs in, working out as less or about a quid a pack.
I refuse to pay for anymore than that, it's against the principles (think indigenous smokers pride) -->> so if they're costing more than that just leave it

i'm going to bed, as I do sleep 8 hours a day (see I'm healthy!)

Aww, Dessa! I'll be all on my own in the Red 125s Posse

BTW, you chapses, I'm thinking of getting shot of the ET4 towards the end of this year (if-it-and-I-are-spared). Previously I've said I'd like a GT125 or 200, but I'm now inclining towards a bit of a change.

I fancy giving the big-wheeled scoots a try - a Piaggio Beverly or Aprilia Scarabeo (sticking with the Italians). I find their 'aww, look, it thinks it's a motorbike' aesthetics rather cute.

Anyone got any Grate Thorts to offer, other than the inevitable ugh, yuk, don't do it?

WHAT YOU ON ABOUT!! ive been smokin' for years and I'm bloody gorgeous

Hey Husky,

Once you have ridden a larger wheeled machine there really is no comparison, the GT / GTS have style and flair but for pure ergonomics and rider comfort you cannot beat large wheels, I am actually quite fond of the Aprillia Scarebo 500 and also the BV500 bu they are as rare as rockin horse shit (decent one low miles) If I saw a BV500 come on the market or the scarebo I'd buy it with out a thought.

My penneth worth anyhow..

I have no grate thorts to offer but your reference to the noted philosopher Nigel Molesworth is noted and appreciated.

Thanks for that, Border - having gone back to an ET4 after riding bigger scoots I sometimes feel a tad unstable, so big wheelz might be the answer. Hmm! (Any change won't happen for a while unless an unbeatable deal turns up or my current steed falls apart.)

Wonder, ma i point you at my masterpeice ho for hoggwarts?

alice that is completely f**king bonkers, it had me weeping with laughter, much needed after an hour spent lecturing a lot of po-faced undergraduates on the finer points of writing artist's statements.

it occurrs to me that there are an inordinate number of Russell Group uni graduates amongst the esteemed membership of the DSSC

How do you pronounce the name of this thread??

Is it donkey's cock or donkay skook, or what???

How rude! I am shocked. Times really are bad when you find this kind of language on the Donkei Skok thread.

Aaaargh. Do you need Searle cartoons for it???? I luv Molesworth, I hav red his wize wurds since childhood. Grate to see someone else has this disease!

It was he who taught me that life is a chiz.

I award you the Miss Joyful Prize for Raffia Work for this effort!

If you ever need a mock Searle, let me kno. I spent years emulating his drawings on the back on my schoolbooks.

I luv Molesworth.

Perhaps we could open another thread - Horsei skök and talk about salami and the various varieties??

I've had donkey salami!

(NOT IN THAT WAY OBV)

Wonder, PM sent, me love you long time.

And Genie, glad you liked - triple rofl is what I aim for!

Its all a load of old skok imo.... but be careful, other posters do not share your amusement!

Well, I've had Paard sausage in Belgium, made from horse. Very tasty.

With tomato sauce ? specialty in Lokeren.

mmmm... horse n sauce

Ja, ja, zeer goed!! (Flamse, niet Walloon)
I think that's right, haven't been in B for some years now.

paardenworst in tomatensaus ... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I was fancying the idea until I saw the photo

Perhaps it looks better in real life? I hope to find out!

guess what troops .. Tracy passed her test today.. and picked up her new 250 GTS .. in black .. so proud of her ..

congratulations tracy!!!!! fantastic news ... and a gorgeous new scooter too.

Ja, het ist de beste! Meer beste den erwentensoep (snert).
I hope that is right??

Like it looks - Don Kees Cock. Simples.

Major congrats to Tracy for passing her test.

Very proud of you Sister.

Good choice of scoot too.

Feeling the love ?

Billy-no-scoot

Congrats to Tracy for passing. A very good incentive to, with a scoot like that!

And can any of the DSSC believe that other transatlantic MVers are reading this loose collection of pub bollocks? Apparently they are mystified by our "ghost page" at the end.

Hello, lurkers.

*waves*

Wooooohoooooooooooo well done Tracy.... fantastic news and great new scooter. I hope you enjoy your new found freedom on them there motorways.

Best Regards

Well I guess I had best give my plusses to Tracey on her success.

Well done to Tracy. That is one good looking scooter.

That is one beautiful scoot in black.

Big Congrats on the whole passing thing!

heelllloooo all
thanks so much for your kind words ...
the vespa is so different to anything i have been on .. but im falling in love with it .. so lovely to ride .. now im a Vespa Modette .. Yippee ..
x

Erm, yeah I have quite a few thoughts. If you wanna go Italian big wheeled go Honda Italia and the SH. Ask Mr WM and me....

i was waiting for doug to pop up and start singing the praises of the shitty .... having taken the constipated scorpion for a blast around the block i can confirm that it is fun to ride.

Could not help myself.. just ordered the LV pipe from PM Tuning and picking up a smoked short fly screen tomorrow; Spider and I are off on a road trip to the new forest and I dont want to get blown of the back so soon....

you'll love the LV, it's just so sexy. i've just put the 'medium short' screen on my GT (see fantastic, exciting photo on previous page) - wanted the smoked one to continue the black and blue theme but the medium short screen only comes in clear

Well Done Tracy!

"Google's #2 hit for poo gosh since 2002. "

Bloody hell, it is too.

I got me one of those leetle smokin flyscreens. It looks great, and enjoy your trip. Take pictures please.