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Ignoring the rude bit (Menthol blow-jobs!!!!).....I missed you, Alice, and hope you're better.
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so Doug and Jim, what happened today?
I didn't leave work till 6pm, the menswear fit model (Bill, before you ask, fit as it fits clothes, not as in oh-so-hot, though he's ok, know-what-i-mean) was going and distributed flyers from his Varadero onto us other PTW's, and I heard the ride down Marylebone Rd (I couldn't go and look as I was pretending to be very busy and important and that I cared about the conversation re: twisted thongs stock found in Oxford St store).
Then texted you both asking where you were, to which Doug replies "Wow! x", now which part of "where are you" deserves a "wow", Doug I was puzzled, was it something I said? Laughing emoticon
And didn't hear from Jim, so I buggered off home.

Am here now and can we please drop the stingy wanking conversation
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Maver you have my sympathy. Ranks with the caution to my (then) young lads - "Do not wank with shower-gel".
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I was confused as well as you said you had seen me on the Euston Rd where I wasn't. The wow was being flabbergasted at the 2500 thousand bikes which filled Parliament Square and Whitehall.
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I was confused as well as you said you had seen me on the Euston Rd where I wasn't. The wow was being flabbergasted at the 2500 thousand bikes which filled Parliament Square and Whitehall.
ah, you see, I checked and I said "I saw IT" i.e. the ride Razz emoticon
how was it?
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It was WOW (as in Kylie) w-w-w-wow!

Here's a little piccy. The building in the middle is City Hall, the whole of Victoria St was full of bikes and scooters. Fay Presto was there with her farkled MP3.
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You were all so loud that the BBC reporter gave up reporting on it as she couldn't conduct an interview. Great stuff!
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Whew emoticon that was close

anyway update if your interested.

dropped the engine out of the scoot last night and spent 2 hours cleaning it with white spirit, washing up liquid and a jet washer to get all the crud off it before it gets shipped to Harry Barlow's gaff on the weekend.

I'm excited about getting it back with a full rebuild and a tuned engine....

THIS BABY WILL FLY
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*HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIMC!*
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*HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIMC!*
no way ... jim was born on april fool's day? you're not serious
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Ooh, and happy 91st birthday to the Royal Air Force too!
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It's nice weather here, 25°c at my terras and as you see ....

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oh that looks so civilized. the terrasse chez moi has laundry hanging all over it at the moment, very downmarket.
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At least you have a terrasse - I have a doorstep Laughing emoticon
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I have a step and a garage.

For those of you coming to Europe this weekend why don't we all try to get to the sharp end of the boat where all the good looking people sit ?

It's where the food is as well.

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happy birthday jim!!!!
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Thanks guys, good so far, just popping off to the pub.
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omg it really is his birthday many happy returns jim ... glad i got that in before midnight
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happy birthday jim.

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I'm now enjoying a single malt sure enough. Ta muchly for the BD greetings, but can we skip all this bollocks next year? I'm one of those who won't even open Christmas cards until Jan 1st...
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can we skip all this bollocks next year?

Certainly not!

I enjoy sending birthday greetings, whether it be to people or things (Lilli gets a 'Happy Birthday' on the day).

I don't want thanks because I like doing it....and I shall persist in sending Winter Solstice cards, too. Razz emoticon
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I persist in wishing my boyfriend a happy Valentine's Day. He reacts with absolute horror. (Actually, that's why I do it.)
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I trust he reminds you of Steak & BJ day...
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HA HA, i've just played a few tracks off 'Tilt' the Scott Walker album at some of my students, ha ha ha! that shut them up, they've all gone home much more miserable than when they came to collage this morning....

my work here is done
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HA HA, i've just played a few tracks off 'Tilt' the Scott Walker album at some of my students, ha ha ha! that shut them up, they've all gone home much more miserable than when they came to collage this morning....

my work here is done
Heh, good work.

Metal Machine Music next week?
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HA HA, i've just played a few tracks off 'Tilt' the Scott Walker album at some of my students, ha ha ha! that shut them up, they've all gone home much more miserable than when they came to collage this morning....

my work here is done
Heh, good work.

Metal Machine Music next week?
oh i have that and love it and actually listen to it ... very calming at the right volume.
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Jeez what a loada tosh you're all talking.
someone has replaced doug with tony danza

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He's cute

Erm correction. He was cute. My apologies for the gay man getting older syndrome. aka "old queen"

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He's cute

Erm correction. He was cute. My apologies for the gay man getting older syndrome. aka "old queen"

tony danza was gay? What The? emoticon
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Nah, its just me and my midlifecrisis. And the rest. Me turning into an old queen....

Stage one of midlifecrisis. I turn into an old queen.

Stare two, I get grumpy. Then - poof - as if by magic, I turn into..... waitforit.... Jim Crowther Laughing emoticon
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Nah, its just me and my midlifecrisis. And the rest. Me turning into an old queen....

Stage one of midlifecrisis. I turn into an old queen.

Stare two, I get grumpy. Then - poof - as if by magic, I turn into..... waitforit.... Jim Crowther Laughing emoticon
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Nah, its just me and my midlifecrisis. And the rest. Me turning into an old queen....

Stage one of midlifecrisis. I turn into an old queen.

Stare two, I get grumpy. Then - poof - as if by magic, I turn into..... waitforit.... Jim Crowther Laughing emoticon
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Oh for goodness sake no.

Do keep up at the back

Charles and I are modelling grumpy old git behaviour for when we get (slightly) older. Clap emoticon

The old queen thing is just me and my midlifecrisis.
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Beth - Are we keeping you amused? Laughing emoticon
Oh yes, quite! But then, I'm a simple sort. A couple rubber bands and chopstick would have done the job just as well. Razz emoticon
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