Modern Vespa

What? You're getting married again?

Yes, this time I thought I'd cover all bases and get hitched to a woman. You said you'd be there, did you forget to put in your calender after I told you in Belgium?

Tsk, you are so unreliable.

oh how handy that you're open minded that way because you see bill and i were having this discussion that if it's just the four of us on the day we go up to see your paint guy, then we could pretend to be two couples, but we got in an argument deciding who would get to be couples with whom, and who would be the most convincing couple. we kind of thought doug and bill would be the most convincing couple, but then we thought wonder and bill for the effect.... and then we started throwing things at each other so the discussion didn't really progress any further but i would welcome your thoughts.

Me and Wonder huh ? Strokes chin with ideas.
Bill X

Completely open minded, but not so great on the details as I have yet to decide on the woman.

[*sound of large pile of dishes crashing to the floor*]

that's been my problem as well - i am fine with the idea of lady-love in a general sense but getting the details just right has always been tricky.

Research. That's how you resolve these issues, in my experience.

oh dear, get them swept up then put the kettle on and make me a nice cup of tea

[*sound of maver getting chucked out the front door swiftly followed by his suitcase*]

Genie and Wonder,

Research......
of course this would require someone to document the project....
Mogee raises hand^^^^^

do you realize that this topic has come up on Page 69 of the Thread....hmmmm

And you think we weren't all aware of that already?? 8)

I look pretty good in Gingham if you want to marry me Wonder.

Bill/Belinda X

yeah but, yeah but, yeah but,

2 ladies together???

how does that work??

no coffee/tea made..........

washing up all piled up.........

"not my job, tis the work of a man!"

Making it now, B.

Yes I'm liking that very much but this begs a question -

When does lesbian sex actually finish ? When one cries enough or when Prisioner Cell Block H comes on ?

Answers please.

Bill/Belinda

this lot can spot an innuendo the size of a mouse from five miles up.

billy i think lesbian sex finishes when the batteries run out

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* eeep! ability to suppress tarty comments about lesbian sex starting to weaken. considerably. (fans self with giant dildo...runs from room) *

Come now, creth95. No small print here, all those who participate must go for a full fat innuendo. It's like Linguaphone, first you must repeat, then understand:

For example, I went to the park this afternoon and had a few licks of a vanilla cone.

And so on until you are arrested by the taste police.

Changing the subject from vanilla cones, I washed my Draggin Jeans this week. Unfortunately they seem to have shrunk. They fitted me perfectly last week in Belgium, surely I can't be that much bigger this weekend?

You didn't do them at 60, did you?

Think I might have done them at 50. I am wearing them at the moment trying to stretch them a bit. Trouble is that every time I sit down it causes regurgitation of my Ruby Muarray.

But, but...I've been Harry Pottering (living under the stairs...the tiny print indicated muffled sound ), reading everything, but trying to stay quiet until the scary people who don't like my pott(er)y mouth go away. Then I was going to re-emerge from my dusty chrysalis with full filthy guns a-blastin' as per my snarky usual.

And who the f ARE the taste police anyway? (and can they be bribed with sweeties and BJ's?)

dont get me on the cell block H crap .. worse in a real jail .. make your hair stand on end ...

oh the stories i can tell you ..

Whoooeeeeee!!! Don't know if they can be bribed, but I sure can.

Bribed ? I'll do it for free.

I bring news of a great idea.

But later.

Regards

Bill x

Well we've worked out who your enemies are, and will smite them.

Karma can of course only be correctly apportioned by the cosmos, but those who abuse it here may find their own more roughly apportioned.

I don't know who the taste police are, I am a fugitive from their nonsense.

I know that they spend all their time reading things that enrage them, and also watching things that are a veritable pornography to their eyes. If you do encounter them, I suggest you contact me again and I will arrange a pox on them.

Ooooh yes! A pox! A pox!!! (clapping giddily) Or make them be all smotey and crispy 'round the edges! Burninate them!! I like this idea muchly.

So having though about this long and hard (and this is important to no one else but me ) I've decided not to get the right had cowel painted but cover the nasty nasty scratches with the sexiest sticker I can find.
I will however get the lowers painted because both are ruined.
Anyone out there know where I can get a sticker of the Italian Mod logo thing like on Creths profile ?
That would look lovely.
Bill X

i've washed mine and they didn't shrink.... did you put them in the dryer?

any vinyl graphics company should be able to do you one bill, get them to fit it as well, can be tricky doing larger decals on a surface which curves like a scooter panel, worth using their experience 8)

fantastic. i'll fetch the cauldron.

I believe you know of one don't you Maver ?

Regards

Bill X

i'm not usually a decal fan but i have to say your scooter looks very fine maver 8) your vinyl guy has done a very nice job and the orange on vintage red is really lush. i approve.

Did you know that you can buy the lower panels already painted for about £50 per side? May take a while as they will probably have to come from Italy. I have a scratched one on my 300. £46 plus VAT at last enquiry, although prices have gone up 9% apparently.

I think I'm going to buy a new pair then. That would be so much easier.

why thank you 8) graphics on mine were cut by glenn who you met at the loft and applied by me, no measuring no plan just cut a load and slapped them on to see if the colours went, this winter should see a proper graphics plan put into action 8)

woah i somehow missed that it was glenn that did the work - that would explain why his own scooter looks so good. props.

Maver who want's to make me me a italian mod logo like the one in creths profile that will fit in a 6 x 6 square ?

It will go on the Hornet.