Modern Vespa

Why? Not stylish enough for you?? They are really comfy!!

On another note I went to Hein Gericke today (thieving bastuds) as I had a 20% off voucher. Was going to get another pair of Draggin' Jeans as they are listed at £105 on their website. In the shop they were priced at £125. Bloody hell! Talk about a rip off.

Think I will be heading to J&S in Greenwich as they have fully armoured jeans for £59.99 with kevlar. Bargain.

I grew up wearing those Melissa sandals, the old school original versions from down the road makers of Havaianas and Melissa - not the posh Vivienne Westwood for Topshop versions sold now internationally
I developed an issue with plastic footwear. And then there's the thing with the design, it looks like kitchen safety footwear, sorry I don't judge any of you, just won't wear them

at home I wear my zebra slippers (with a tail at the back) from Bhs and when out in comfort, Uggs
there, judge me away!

I'm able to bury the needle (WOT) and have checked the max speed with a GPS unit - 132.8 kph. No wind and level ground.

Certainly enough to pick up all kinds of speeding tickets.

.............and hospital footwear

why? COMFORT 8)

when you're on your feet all day crocs take some beating

i just wish they done some REAL safety crocs suitable for industrial applications instead of the heavy steel toe capped boots i have to wear.

Picturing you as a 'quiet gentle angel of mercy' has mad my mad e m y made my brain hurt...

I own these and they're *mostly* plastic...and even zebra-ish! Iron Fist Zebracorn Peep Toe Heels

those are hot

i just bought these:

Genie could I ask one thing of you and that's not to where those lovely shoes anywhere near me.

I will be close to useless, actually no, totally useless if you do.

Damn you and your ability to strip me of my super powers.

Regards

Bill XX

Hoi! My Crocs are not mocks - I just don't rock the Birkenstocks.

alice, can you set that to music for us?

Rap, that's the ticket.

exactly what i was thinking. i'll ask boyf to work up a nice little beat for us. Charles, your sub-club just got a theme song yo, bring the noise, etc.

A small avian has informed me that Benelli Boy is having a birthday. I believe it may also be a significant round-number birthday, can that really be right? Have a good one!

Many happy returns of the day, BB

happy B-day, BB so i guess you're turning 30? oooooo, i can smell the oldness ....

Nah, that's the cider...

Seeing as we're changing avatars, I'll change mine too. Was skinnier then and had more hair.

If 30 smells like cider, what does 40 smell like? (I already know I shouldn't have asked this...)

ooooo!! you're hot doug!! too bad you're so very very gay

mildew? or stella

Was afraid of that. No wonder no one will stand near me. Seems I smell like a kitchen sponge.

I can never quite figure out if you have slightly odd taste or are just taking the piss.

you're cute, you're funny, you know how to wrench on scooters - if you were straight i'd be camped (ha!) out on your doorstep

PS

I have been getting really irritable on the forum today, as a lot of people seem to be giving bad or wrong advice. Taking more lessons from Jim I think.

Genie, your bent valve stem thread seems to be attracting them

Bent valve stem.... geddit???

Maybe it's time I changed my Avatar to my true self ?

Bill XX

yes i saw you were getting bitchy in the valve stem thread, and in the rattling rollers thread too. i was surprised to find that valve stems were such a controversial topic

Wait til I scan the photo of me with a mullet, circa 1986. Sepia tint.

billy is very cute as well. i think you should.

Yeah but to anyone with an ounce of common sense, both answers are obvious. Trouble is that common sense isn't particularly common.

On a more useful and less bitchy note, I did a bit of Wiki writing and editing today. Jess now owes me an MV patch.

Or maybe the Banhammer , as I did a fair bit of editing to make the FAQ less of a strain on the eyes.

oooo, look at you why so serious?

Look who's talking

You might have to fight for space on that doorstep.

I like this new era of pictorial frankness.

I dunno. He looks kinda butch! 8)

Do you have assless chaps by any chance? Ooh. I am blushing again. What do you think Beth. Are you up for some camping?

I sold my last pair of arseless chaps to a nice man in Tunbridge Wells about 5 years ago together with a pair of size 9 heels and a david spain rubberised clubbing top.

Anymore questions?

I'm looking serious because I don't like my smile very much but check out the leather VW cap.

How that used to let me wear that at work I'll never know.

Kisses

Bill X

The last time I wore a rubberised clubbing top, I parked the car on Tottenham Court Road and went into the club only to come out and find that the car had been towed to Vauxhall for some minor parking infringement and I had to make my way there freezing to death in midwinter.

Not something I would like to repeat. That was 1993 and I was driving a VW Scirocco. Those were the days. 8)

Love the new avatars!
But Genie's looks the sternest to me

Oh Linda! I didn't realise you followed this thread. How bizarre! I think you need to chill though . That scooter farting picture had me on the floor

Heck! Wouldn't miss it... but usually don't want to interrupt the comic flow

BTW, LouisQ uses that megaphone pic as his avatar over on the Easy Peasey Posse,
so it's been aggravating me forever