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Molto Verboso
Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
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Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
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Location: Leeds, Yorkshire, England
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A couple were going out for the evening.
They got ready, all dolled up but just needed to put
the dog out when the taxi arrived.
However as the couple walked out of the house,
the dog shot back into the house.
They didn't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife
went out to the taxi while the husband went upstairs
to chase the dog out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house would
be empty explained to the taxi driver, 'he's just going
upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.'

A few moments later, the husband got back into the cab.
'Sorry I took so long,' he explained. 'The stupid bitch was
hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat
hanger to get her to come out!
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
scratching and biting me as I hauled her arse downstairs
and tossed her in the back yard!
She'd better not shit in the vegetable garden again!'

The silence in the cab was deafening.
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Location: Singapore
 
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