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cop on a horse says to little girl on bike,did santa get you that? yep replies the little girl.well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year and fined her £5. the girl looked up at the cop and said,nice horse you got there,did santa bring you that?the cop chuckles and replies he sure did.well said the little girl,next year tell santa the dick goes under the horse not on top of it.....
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Sounds like that little girl has been listening to her parents too closely
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HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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As a retired police officer I represent that remark, at least a few times early on in my career.
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Dillinger-63 wrote:
As a retired police officer I represent that remark, at least a few times early on in my career.
Nice one!!!!!
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