Modern Vespa

So I walk out to my scoot last night and some a-hole decided to use it as a shelf. He's standing in the parking lot talking with someone, and just set his stuff down on my seat. As I'm approaching my scoot, I see all this stuff; padfolio, couple folders and a huge coffee cup. I wanted so badly to just walk up and do how they do in the movies and just send everything flying. Like the mad guy who's got a messy desk and in one swoop sends everything to the floor. The guy saw me already in my helmet, jacket and gloves so he assumed it was mine and said sorry, grabbed his stuff and walked away.

Peope like this have no respect fo others property. I would have said, "How'd you like it if I used your car hood as a shelf? Keep your shit off my property."

not sure I could have resisted sending the stuff flying.

what a jerk

A guy at work use to stand next to my scooter on his smoke breaks. Used my seat as a shelf for his coffee mug untill I took it and locked it in my my glove box and rode away. Hasn't done it since.

Least he had the good grace to apologise and move his stuff - inconsiderate but not overly rude. The situation would have been far worse if he'd been an ass about it, cue flying stuff!

Couple of years ago I came back to the car park to find a seriously heavy piece of shit sitting on the bonnet (I repeat, bonnet) of my very cherished and very old BMW. He didn't want to move his fat arse from there, so I moved it for him.

what's an ish?

Doesn't have a mug any more! Bet he's thirsty now...

shit

If he had his car close by I would have set my helmet on the hood whilst I adjusted my riding boots.

You forgot the important part.

What's a bonnet???

http://www.effingpot.com/motoring.shtml

just say hood, ya weirdoes!

It's a bonnet.

You colonials, and your funny ways

Two countries, separated by a common language.

why anyone in their right mind would put a bonnet like that on their car is beyond me.

But apparently an entire country is daft!

+1

I would have sent the crap flying also.

Oh Yeah!!!

well at least the guy said sorry. not much of a big deal. just follow him around and prop stuff up on his ride occasionally. then when he walks up pick up your "ish" and say sorry.