A woman has been in a coma for 3 months, showing no signs of recovery.
One day, whilst giving her a bed bath, the nurse notices that there is a
flicker on the monitor when they are washing her vagina.
The doctors send for her husband and tactfully explain the situation
suggesting that he tries oral sex to see if it gets a bigger response.
So the medical staff draw the curtains to give him some privacy and await developments.
After about five minutes all the monitors suddenly go berserk and
they rush in to find the woman stone dead.
"What the hell's happened?" demands the doctor...
"Dunno!" comes the reply. "I reckon she must have choked,"
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