Modern Vespa

Then I've got the job for you
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/1126876415.html

i'll do it.

i make my kids cry everyday

When I was six, I had to give up my cat Fluffy because I was allergic to it.

Saddest day of my life.

Yeah, I was one of those kids.

Holy shit why dont we get jobs like that over here. Ill do it for 499

"Sorry kids the dog jumped outta the car window while the lead was on the handbreak . coulda brought you the head back but didnt think it would be right"

Seems like a quality piece of parenting

when i used to be a teacher, one of my fellow teachers hired me to "buy" their car because the kids had been caught drinking. after i "bought" it, i kept it for a few day until i "found" something wrong with it and took it back and demanded my money back.

it was awesome.

Nobody do it. That dog will sexually assault you.

Moved to General Discussion

What kind of a wuss can't manage a little dog and two kids?

Okay, I have two little dogs, I will take one of his kids. I need someone at home during the day to do laundry, and get me cold drinks out of my fridge when I come home.

By the way, wouldn't it do less damage to the kids emotionally, if you just told them, the dog was too much for you to handle and it will be living with a new family and they can visit anytime, than to inflict your kids with all the pain and anguish of a lost or stolen pet?

Thanks Dad! I love you!

Awesome! It's local! Hmmmmm...

I agree. Buddy needs to grow a backbone. Obviously has some extra cash to throw around.