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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
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Location: Plano, Texas
 
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Towards the end of his days my grandfather stopped riding his motorcycle and would just stare at it in the driveway in all its splendor, how it never fell over, how the kickstand was good and solid enough to keep it upright in high gusts or storms. How no matter what happened it never seemed to topple..

It's what gave him the idea to take Viagra each night before bed to keep him from rolling out of it and landing on the floor.

Long Live Kickstands...or whatever you may have..

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