Modern Vespa

I'd like to be the first to wish us all a new home by saying I have new helmet which comes with a free application from for the BNP.

Love and Rockets

Bill X

OMG it's so empty in here. we need some furniture i'll start by putting up a lovely photo of billy's new hat:

I had it autographed as well. He was quite tearful.

Bill X

Tablelamp anyone ?

I just want to get in on the ground floor of this thread, instead of 67 pages in.

Where's the bar? I was promised free cocktails!

and i assume you've already been busy polishing it with some obscure product from your closet full of buffing supplies.

There is a 2 drink minimum and the strippers come on at 10pm

Bill X

*Opens bottle of Asti Spumante in celebration*

Yes it's had it's first application of Autoglym Gloss Protectant. 2nd going on now.

Bill X

for our fearless tyrant, a pitcher of sugar-free sangria:

Drinks, Strippers and Nick Griffins helmet.

A good start.

and here's mine:

A Diet Coke and a slice of lemon anyone ? Crazy.

What?? Its quite amazing. We all speak the same language and yet I usually only have a vague idea what the hell you Brits are on about. Keep it up, its entertaining, and you know we like that.

Never underestimate the power of a nice "umbrella drink"....
they are somehow good for the soul...

Lovely, just lovely!... But a tad too tasteful



There! That's better

Cheers!

I will gladly buy anyone not only a umbrella drink but one that comes in a coconut or pineapple Hey William i don't see any stars and stripes on that helmet I like it and i polish my helmet more than my scooter

Would you like me to explain ? But it wouldn't be as much fun would it ?

The British Nation Party is what you might call to the right of Right Wing
political parties in the UK and Nick Griffin is thier leader. Sorry.

I think it used to be called The National Front but then again Windscale changed it's name to Sellafield didn't it.

What does Christos say about a pig in suit ?

Sleep well all

Bill X

When I next come over I'll buy a half face with the stars and bars on it.
I'm even leaving the Gloss Protectant over night on it so it bonds correctly.
I'm so dedicated.

I've brought a few things from the local supermarket.

Thanks Bill for bringing us our daily dose of British humor with out making us use the loo while the thread loads.

Ooh ooh ! Can I join?

<settles>
<looks>
Yep, this is a cosy place for talking bollocks.

I've no idea why Bill wants to buff up his helmet so much, or leave some unguent on it overnight, but hey, as long as it's his helmet and not mine that's just fine.

When's Duxford BTW? It's been a busy week and I've forgotten most of everything that happened before the last couple of days on purpose.

Yeah, but I've seen this movie before. Today he's buffing his own helmet. Tomorrow he'll be asking to buff yours. By Saturday he'll have ransacked your closet and buffed the ones you've retired, but can't bring yourself to throw away.

We all know where this is going, right?

Always sideways, never down.

doesn't that chafe???

I had a few of those at some supposedly famous tiki bar in San Francisco, the Tonga Somethingorother, and promptly got so hammered I don't remember the subsequent 4 days

Ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

Not Baileys, no.

[quote="bryanhayn"]

Which begs the question ... uh, exactly what HAVE you embibed from a shoe???

I could carry on the helmet polishing gag but it's early and I've already run out of inuendo.

Jim Duxford is the 19th of July I believe. Lets hope we get loads of members ooh errr.

Second coat of gloss protectant coming off now. What do you think, a 3rd just for good measure ?

I'd like to send my best to Spider and Tracy today because he's going to be cut from hip to hip and down one leg later so they can dive in and just like Steve Austin rebuild him.

I wonder if he'll run in slow motion like the real one did ?

I'm sure you'll all join me in wishing them both a swift recovery.

Bill X

Highly suggested booze...I have some right now.

put a donk on it

Ernie the Milkman - DONK REMIX
http://www.donkdj.com/donkman.mp3

Maybe free for duxford now but is there a 125 contingent riding seperately?

Makes me wince just reading that

RE: Duxford

For groups of ten-plus adult entry is reduced to ~£12

If I can come, I will bring a decent South Australian Plonk?

Are we still on Page 1? Did I make it in time?

Is that actually blue sky reflecting from the helmet?


Surely that picture has been Photoshopped!

Al

no special invitation required if you turn up with a bottle/can/crate/cardboard box with silver foil liner/wrap/baggie/shipping container

a reminder to all and sundry that this is not an exclusive thread, if you are prepared to wade through the redonkulousness then feel free to chime in the DSSC membership pledges to keep the level of discourse nonsensical, self-indulgent, and largely pointless, simply because we adore talking about our charming selves so very very much.

I'll join up if I may. Nothing fancy on the drinks department, I'm a bit simple minded that way. Cheers



Mike