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congratuations bitsa - you've brought the thread to page 100, which means that it's got to be shut down and a new one started Clown emoticon

your epilady will be posted out to you tomorrow.
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I think Liberal Labia sounds funnier but hey that's just me.

Anyone out there with a liberal labia ?

What a great way to end a great thread.

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I do hope you're dreaming up a good name for the new one!
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Is it shut yet??

Last orders?

Another 100 pages of meaningful dialogue by no means a waste of bandwidth.

(politics: I agree with jim and bill. if for no other reason that the rest of my local community are freakin' out about losing their jobs, which I can't help but find a little amusing in a strange dark way)
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Working on that now and it's going to be a corker.

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(politics: I agree with jim and bill. if for no other reason that the rest of my local community are freakin' out about losing their jobs, which I can't help but find a little amusing in a strange dark way)
Interesting. I think you may find that this will become worse under the current administration. We'll just have to wait and see.

On a personal level, I am not happy and surprised myself by being a bit teary seeing the old Scots Presbyterian saying his farewells. Must be that Scots Presbyterian blood in me.

But- I agree with Kate. (sic) Clown emoticon
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congratuations bitsa - you've brought the thread to page 100, which means that it's got to be shut down and a new one started Clown emoticon

your epilady will be posted out to you tomorrow.
no thanks i hear they tug and with the baggy skin they could nip a little ... ill stick with bic ........ hey
that could be there new slogan .. maybe i should get into advertising
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1. Skök it to me.
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Wait until the morning little ones.

All will be revealed.

Nya ha ha ha ha

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Donkei Dialogue?
Donk the Week?

or what about 'The Apotheosis of All Ridiculous Dance Music' ... based on the following article from VBS.TV Music World:
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Since the advent of acid house in the late 80s, British techno music has been in a long, baffling search for some sort of universal lowest common denominator. Breakbeat, digital hardcore, and gabber all made strong efforts in the race for the bottom, but none of them holds a candle to Donk.

Combining the 150bpm madness of happy hardcore with indecipherable North English rap and then overlaying the whole mess with a single, infuriating "donk" sound, Donk may well be the apotheosis of all ridiculous dance music to date. It is also the only local thing going for an entire population of working-class kids with dwindling outside prospects.
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OHHHHHH... I get it. It's not POLITICS...It's COMEDY! Clown emoticon
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I once had a girlfriend who was attending to her ladygarden with an epilady and she accidentally caught one of her lady bits in it as it rotated.

She was a little tender for a while.

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2. Skök Wan - How to look good naked (the out takes)

(I could go on all night, but I won't because it's boring and Bill will pick a suitable name in the morning. Once he has consulted his team and his party and then agreed a seven point plan which will ensure a stable thread for at least 100 pages, in a spirit of cooperation and bi-partisan agreement)
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(I could go on all night, but I won't because it's boring and Bill will pick a suitable name in the morning. Once he has consulted his team and his party and then agreed a seven point plan which will ensure a stable thread for at least 100 pages, in a spirit of cooperation and bi-partisan agreement)
and lots of touching. don't forget the touching.

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Wonder wants to call them Pinky and Perky but I think I'm going to call them 'Slap and Tickle'.
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Oh we like a bit of touching. Touching anyone ?

I'm here all week.

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Donkei Skok mess?
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Maybe they were up all last night, drinking, smoking and bonding. I love you mannnnnnn. Crying or Very sad emoticon I love you toooo mannnn. Crying or Very sad emoticon

Slap and Tickle. That should be the new Donkei Skök T -shirt, complete with homo-erotic imagery. Laughing emoticon
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A rose by any other name...
How about:

Skok a doodle do!

Skoks to be you

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I really like that T-Shirt. I can't think why.

Local supplier ?

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On the way to the shops on a Sunday morning to buy my Daily Mail and it's many suppliments.

Does it come with leather shorts ?

Chaps per chance ?

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Re: Honest
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I once had a girlfriend who was attending to her ladygarden with an epilady and she accidentally caught one of her lady bits in it as it rotated.

She was a little tender for a while.

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Shine in a can
Like all good things it has to but like a phoenix it shall be rebourne.

I would never do anything so crass Baz.

I really did feel sorry for the poor girl because it really bruised quite badly.

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Is it getting locked on 100?
yup... well technically it's getting locked the post before we hit page 101. i'm sitting here with my finger poised on the 'lock' button, ready to pounce.

weigh your words carefully, gentlemen .... don't let the Daily Donk go out with a whimper ... only four posts left before i hit it with the lock.... let's make them good ones.
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whimper!

[genie here, speaking from inside your head: don't mess around guy. this is a historic moment. three posts left. show me what you can do gentlemen]
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Arse Biscuits !!!!!!

Well someone had to.

Billy No Scoot.

Oh Genie, You met the girl who had the epilady incident.

[genie here again: well, i have to say this is some top quality material lads. two posts left.... ]
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It's a room 101 type thingy isn't it?

[.... it's me again: idle chit-chat!!! just what we need!!! you're getting better and better. one post left.]
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Congratulations for making this historic moment!

[no, congratulations to you TechGuy .... you have just made the official final post of the Daily Donk Clown emoticon An exciting new world of Donkage will be coming soon to a forum near you]
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