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Mr Wonder might recall that his course was different because his was science based - but his courses were a lot better than mine inasmuch as some years later in Amsterdam, he was able to provide an inspired lecture on the nature of hallucinations from memory while tripping on a hotel room floor.
I did bugger all in the first year, and some work in the second year. Third year got very interesting as I realised I needed to understand quite a bit of stuff from the second year. That probably cost me a grade in the finals.

Bear in mind though that my course was fairly eclectic by most standards, so there were only a few areas that went very deep into specialist areas.

It was Computer Science in a fairly pure form. Lecture courses included the physics and design of individual semiconductor-based transistors, how hallucinogens and brain damage affect human cognition and vision (and what that reveals about how the brain works at a gross physical and electrochemical level), cryptography and reverse engineering (much of what I learned there is now illegal to know, let alone practise), and scary futuristic-sounding things (at the time) such as grid computing.
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Cryptography? WOW. That's something I'd love to study, though I suspect I don't have the right kind of beautiful mind for it. (I wasn't allowed to do Logic in my first year because I didn't have A level Maths. Still bitter.)
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dammit was i the only person who paid any attention at all in uni and i'm embarrassed to admit that i actually enjoyed it ... well, everything except fluid dynamics. the exam was at 8am and i arrived still in a state of 'expanded mind' from the night before. apart from a moment of panic when i managed to generate an infinitely expanding differential equation i quite enjoyed myself, fluid dynamics actually made sense on that occasion, and i got 100% on the exam. sadly that trick only worked once though i did attempt a repeat performance several times.
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Oh I enjoyed my degree tremendously - it was a great thing to be taught great tutors and leaders in their field. I don't think I will ever forget what I learnt or their intellectual generousity.

But my parents did tell me that basically it would be the last time I ever lacked responsibility and I should behave accordingly.

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Fucking cyclists.

I don't mind if you act stupid. This I can deal with. Act stupid and call me a cunt, right that's war.

I note for all your brave words that you cycled away as I shouted some choice language back at you and then you hid in a turning. I saw you, you fat arse, and you saw me as I rode past. Then I parked up and you cycled past my turning. Next time, I'll just aim for you instead of trying avoid hitting you as you dart out of traffic without looking behind you and cross three lanes without even checking over your chippy little shoulder.

Fuck em, after years of being nice, I'll just be an arse to cyclists. That way your shitty little epithets might be deserved.
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Followed by scattered showers and rain moving in from the East.

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Fucking cyclists.

I don't mind if you act stupid. This I can deal with. Act stupid and call me a cunt, right that's war.

I note for all your brave words that you cycled away as I shouted some choice language back at you and then you hid in a turning. I saw you, you fat arse, and you saw me as I rode past. Then I parked up and you cycled past my turning. Next time, I'll just aim for you instead of trying avoid hitting you as you dart out of traffic without looking behind you and cross three lanes without even checking over your chippy little shoulder.

Fuck em, after years of being nice, I'll just be an arse to cyclists. That way your shitty little epithets might be deserved.
A lady using the C word.......whatever next.
Nice rant, very good useage of gutter language! 8)
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Re: RANT
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Fucking cyclists.

I don't mind if you act stupid. This I can deal with. Act stupid and call me a cunt, right that's war.

I note for all your brave words that you cycled away as I shouted some choice language back at you and then you hid in a turning. I saw you, you fat arse, and you saw me as I rode past. Then I parked up and you cycled past my turning. Next time, I'll just aim for you instead of trying avoid hitting you as you dart out of traffic without looking behind you and cross three lanes without even checking over your chippy little shoulder.

Fuck em, after years of being nice, I'll just be an arse to cyclists. That way your shitty little epithets might be deserved.
Believe it or not, I can visualise all this in crystal clear detail. Laughing emoticon

By my reckoning 50% of cyclists never look over their shoulder in London. Just wait til you upgrade your horn and then you can get really close to them when they pull out and give a parp at an opportune moment. You'll love the wobble that this induces....
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Oh I'm a nice person but this was just....argh.

Wearing a cycle helmet does not entitle you to call me a cunt. If you do, you had better man up and deal with the consequences.

They don't call me Ripper Kate for nothing.
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Wonder Machine wrote:
Fucking cyclists.

I don't mind if you act stupid. This I can deal with. Act stupid and call me a cunt, right that's war.

I note for all your brave words that you cycled away as I shouted some choice language back at you and then you hid in a turning. I saw you, you fat arse, and you saw me as I rode past. Then I parked up and you cycled past my turning. Next time, I'll just aim for you instead of trying avoid hitting you as you dart out of traffic without looking behind you and cross three lanes without even checking over your chippy little shoulder.

Fuck em, after years of being nice, I'll just be an arse to cyclists. That way your shitty little epithets might be deserved.
Believe it or not, I can visualise all this in crystal clear detail. Laughing emoticon

By my reckoning 50% of cyclists never look over their shoulder in London. Just wait til you upgrade your horn and then you can get really close to them when they pull out and give a parp at an opportune moment. You'll love the wobble that this induces....
Wobble??
Hell, vapour trails or skid marks in his/her underwear.
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Yeah, well bring on the loud horn and the six inch overtake. Then he'll have something to swear about.
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Been picking through some vids and stumbled upon this one from Belgium back in April.........boring I know but.....

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I never went to uni or college.
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Pete, yes your video was boring. But the Specials rocked! its a shame I couldn't go. The dinner I had planned with my parents was cancelled anyway so i could have gone. my family drive me up the wall I don't know why I bother sometimes.

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Me neither but I admire anyone that did and did well at it.

On that note I'm off to bed.

I swear that I heard a box of Chocolate Shreddies taunting me form a shelf in Sainsburys today and what made it worse they were £3.00 for two.

Evil in a brighly coloured box.

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HELP!

Mrs Kam will be 43 next week. Does any of you lovely guys/gals have any good present ideas?

No cumcumbers, crunts or bnp themed gifts please.
Last year I bought Sue a pygmy hippo. Well I adopted one for the year at the Zoo. We have been to visit him regularly since.
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Talking of gifts here's a question for all the guy's.

Have you ever bought your partner flowers for no reason ie not a Birthday or Anniversary but because you just wanted to show them your affection and remind them that you think of them often and after they've been handed over they say " what have you done ?"

Sheesh !

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TailorMarc wrote:
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Pete, yes your video was boring. But the Specials rocked! its a shame I couldn't go. The dinner I had planned with my parents was cancelled anyway so i could have gone. my family drive me up the wall I don't know why I bother sometimes.

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TailorMarc


I can vouch for The Specials, they certainly rocked. Gutted that you missed it especially when you could have gone; that would have drove me mad. I missed out on them the first time around due to my age but managed to get tickets for the Plymouth gig. Twas amazing.

P.S. Chocolate Shreddies are the future (so my little boy tells me).
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I have no idea what this thread is about but after a few blunts, reading a few pages, more blunts..etc. i've never been more confused/amused all at once.
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Pete, yes your video was boring. But the Specials rocked! its a shame I couldn't go. The dinner I had planned with my parents was cancelled anyway so i could have gone. my family drive me up the wall I don't know why I bother sometimes.

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Don't beat around the bush mate...... Laughing emoticon Crying or Very sad emoticon
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I have no idea what this thread is about but after a few blunts, reading a few pages, more blunts..etc. i've never been more confused/amused all at once.
As an expat I use it as an an anitdote for missing The Archers ~ an every day story of c[o]untry folk!
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Those of you confused by DSSC would be well advised to pick up a blunt or seven.

It doesn't explain anything but it does make the wierdness more normal.
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Percival Marsh, yeah i was gutted to be honest. So far I have managed to miss out on all the gigs that I have really wanted to do. Cream, Led Zep and now the Specials. but hey thats life.

Bill, yes is the answer. It has become expected that I will do something stupid at least once a month that will require flowers or chocolates.

Sorry Pete.

To everyone else who don't understand this thread: you should brush up on your U.K. culture, may I advise renting episodes of "it aint half hot mum" and "are you being served?" that will fill you in nicely.
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I made it a condition upon marriage that I would never, ever, buy flowers, and that I would still attend every "no girlfriends, no wives, no donkeys, no goats" Monday night piss-up with my mates. Worked for me.
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Everyone always assumes I'll be averse to receiving flowers, which is entirely untrue. I think flowers are nice.

I do prefer gin though...
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Never give flowers too often.

She appreciates them sooooooo much more when I do send them. 8)
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Flowers are great - I'm always thrilled when I get some.

If a man buys you flowers then it shows he understands the importance of a pointless gesture...

If he buys you a washing machine because it is useful then you kick him to the kerb.
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oh, now i get it.

mrs kam keeps telling me about this lovely new florist that's just opened up around the corner.
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Flowers are great - I'm always thrilled when I get some.

If a man buys you flowers then it shows he understands the importance of a pointless gesture...

If he buys you a washing machine because it is useful then you kick him to the kerb.
How do I stand with the Pygmy Hippo then?
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PYGMY HIPPO BRILLIANCE
Marc, I think it is a brilliant gift.

You don't need a pygmy hippo, so this gift ranked along with the flowers.

Unless someone absolutely tells you what they want as a present, its best to stick with a pygmy hippo.
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A pygmy hippo is an acceptable gift for all occasions, except possibly a christening, where it might be taken as negative commentary on the sprog's appearance.
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We were moving this weekend - and then our new prospective landlord got seriously flakey.

They kiboshed the cat, failed to put in a shower after a month and asking for more money to do it (which we didn't give them) and then said we could move in and they do the building work around us. I haven't even put a toe in the house and they already acted like a pain in the arse. We met them and began to think they were nuts - too attached to somewhere they were supposed to be renting and cheap with it. Add a seriously amatuer letting agent who suggested that we sign a lease a week before actually being in the property, and started shouting at Mr Wonder over the phone when he said no.

So, dumped em like a hot brick and we've got a house in East Dulwich for the same money, run by a pro landlord who says a cat is fine, there's more space for the scoots, and its near the market and good pubs. We did all this in the space of a day yesterday!
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Got stuck with a dirt-bag landlord on 76th and Amsterdam and suffered continually for 12 months. The only good part was seeing the Landlord get arrested for B&E. He apparently trespassed on his street level business tenant. As he was getting cuffed by the coppers I was walking in to drop the rent check off.

Of course I wrote "For Bail." in the memo line of the check as I handed it to his wife. 8)

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