Modern Vespa

I pissed in a water bottle on a plane trip from Greece to London a few years back. They served us copious liquids, we hit turbulence & they told us we could not use the bathrooms due to safety concerns, although they continued to push around the 2000 lb duty free cart & sell crap as if that was not dangerous. I left it on my seat with the cap a little loose I have often, FAR TOO OFTEN seen dudes piss in the sinks at bars.

Dude, it isn't easy to find a place to piss in NYC. I was there once a few years back, bought a suit, and was walking down 5th avenue with new suit in hand, having to take a major leak. I ducked into a church hoping to find a bathroom. I was in luck. Men's room off to the left, a short line. I got in line (holding my suit) and an old man got in line directly behind me. He said to me, "I really enjoyed your performance today." I said,"......Well, thank you very much!"

This dates back a good 30 years: The basement in a friends house was the refuge for the guys to come over to watch whatever game was on and consume what ever we consumed back then. We were not allowed upstairs to use the solitary bathroom on the main floor. We were instructed by his wife to use the laundry sink or hold it until we got home - nobody held it.

I used to pee in my wetsuit back in the day when i kayaked. Getting in and out of the wetsuit is a major PIA and then when your freezing pee kinda warms you up in a gross weird kinda way Every so often you would have to clean your wetsuit in a weak Clorox solution so it didn't smell but hey it was worth it.

note in back of mind never buy a used wet suit

Peeing in a wet-suit is the water enthusiast's central heating. Don't knock it.

I think we've hit on a major MV'er fetish.

Seems odd that this thread was started by a guy in Florida... It has a 'Ur a pee 'n feel to it.

Corrected for you. There is NO reason why man has to put the seat down after urinating. You should be grateful the seat was lifted in the first place;)

I looked after my nans cat while she was on holiday, was in my room and heard the sound of water and what turned out to be the cat 'squatting' over the toilet seat peeing in the toilet! i couldnt belive my eyes and thourght no one would belive me, luckily he did it again a few times and i got video proof on my mobile phone!

I'm sorry to those who know this story but it's the reason that I don't camp anymore.
I was camping at Le Mans in 2000 and whatever and I woke around 3am busting for a piss.
The toilets were about 200 yds away and I didn't really want to get dressed and stumble over a dark car park so I searched around in the tent for the coke bottle that I'd brought back with me.
I emptied it outside and filled it back up with piss but in the process woke up my girlfriend with the gushing sound.
I then said sorry Darling and launched the bottle out of the flaps.
She wasn't impressed.

Bill X

What's wrong with a big plastic milk container? A 4-pinter just copes with my rally over-indulgences...

I got an £80 on the spot fine for having one on the street in England.

I have regularly used the sink in a busy bar/pub or sometimes I just duck in the ladies.

I walked into the Ladies in a pub in Bath and proudly took a piss without checking the logo on the door.
My mistake was pointed out to me by a young lady suggesting that I check the next time.

Only a few months ago my ex followed me into the Gents at the Brighton Dome thinking it was the route into the Ladies.

It's an easy mistake to make to be honest.

Still David Byrne was brilliant.

I'm going back there in October for Reginald D Hunter. Joy.

i've got one and it's really embarrassing, and a bit like jim's one. i know i'm not a bloke but it's disgusting enough to be a bloke story.

new year's day 2000, coming home at about 3pm from a giant warehouse party in an aircraft hangar somewhere near heathrow. got on the tube at uxbridge, had to ride to liverpool street, which is about an hour's journey. things were pretty quiet and my mate and i were the only people in the car.

about 15 minutes into the journey my bladder tapped me on the shoulder and said 'umm...' .... i pressed my legs together tightly and tried to think of the desert. by the 30-minute mark things had become rather urgent and i began to review my options. there are no toilets in london underground stations, so i'd have had to exit the tube, make my way out of the station, and find a convenient place to pee. once things get past a certain critical point the time between standing up from sitting position, and the, um, 'commencement of flow' is reduced dramatically, and i knew that my chances of exiting the station and finding someplace to pee were basically nonexistent.

we were getting closer and closer to central london and the train was starting to fill up. it was only a matter of time before somebody joined us in our still deserted car - so i did the only thing i could, i squatted down between two seats and had a pee. my mate watched in horror. i was completely mortified at what i'd done but i felt like a great weight had been lifted from me. we moved to the opposite end of the car, and sure enough someone got on at the next station

Well you've had to occupy pee-stinking carriages before, it was time to get your own back!

Just priceless.

so that helps explain this - http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/

We had a Train Operator piss in the defroster vents when he knew an operator he didn't like was taking over his train. As soon as the new operator turned on the defroster...

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/08/05/2646653.htm


Brazilians urged to 'go green' in the shower

Posted Wed Aug 5, 2009 12:24pm AEST

Brazilians are being urged to save water and the country's forests by urinating in the shower.

Television ads show cartoon dancers, sportsmen and aliens relieving themselves while showering in order to avoid flushing.

The ads are produced by an environmental group that says each household can save more than 4,000 litres of water a year by avoiding one flush a day.