jimc wrote:
Ahem. <cough> I think you'll find she's lying.
, Man I wish we had that tradition over here in the states
. Since it's 'late night' I figure I'll give you a good chuckle Jim...
So my FIRST DAY in England was made up of me landing early and heading off to Nottingham. Got there and had the day 'off' from work since I had arrived a day early with my friend Ed. We decided it would be great to see the castle while there. Took a taxi and the cabbie gave us an odd look when we asked for the trip. I told Ed, but he said it was because of my accent. Got to the castle and had to pay 12 Pounds to get in! Sheesh I thought, that's a lot! Anyway, paid at the bottom of the hill and trekked up to the info booth/gate. Got a pamphlet. My friend Ed went in first and darted up the hill...eager to get some water(it was blazin hot). So as I stroll, I open the pink pamphlet expecting to see interesting facts about Nottingham and its castle. Instead it says "Welcom to England's Largest GAY FESTIVAL!"...I'm praying they mean "happy" when they say that. I round the hill to see my friend Ed staring blankly at a live crossdressing Madonna performing on a concert stage with a ton of leather clad, buttless chaps cheering. We were both so damn cheap, we still went on the guided tour of the cavern/wine cellars and the castlegrounds. We stayed 20 feet away from each other the whole tour. We weren't giving up our 12 Pounds that easy! Lol. We flipped a coin at the end to see who had to go get a foot long hot dog and water from the concession stands...we were starving. I still have the pamphlet somewhere
Of ALL THE DAYS TO VISIT!