Modern Vespa

But I see he could find his finest Leathers...

Are you tryin to imply something .... I dont get it

Don'tcha hate that when you get all dressed up and have no where to go?

Didya check the front pocket of your ass-less chaps?

Or are you just happy to see me?

just found 1 set of vespa keys, please pm to accuratly describe and I will fwd them to you. You must have the correct key cut out combination

Key Finder Key Chain
All you need to do is clap, whistle or shout. Any loud noise causes the Key Finder to beep and the light to flash

You must be a distant relative of my wife. She is the joy of my life, but she is "key challenged", and when she misplaces a set they are tough to find.

Recommendations:
First check the trash. Yes we have found them there.
Check the laundry. You don't want them to get going through a wet spin cycle.
Check the floor of all closets.
Check all pockets, shoes, purses, iceboxes, and the pet's toy box.
Check all medicine cabinets and storage areas. One of our sets spend many days next to the laundry soap.
Check the refrigerator and the dishwasher.
Check all drawers that you have been near since you last used them.
Check all doors that you might have opened using other keys on the ring.
Check your shed if you have one, and finally,
Check the inside of any windup clocks. One set of our keys spent a week inside a Grandmother Clock.

Good Luck!!

Then, have all your pets and kids x-rayed. If you found them, just wait, and you will have TWO brown keys.

Based on the picture there's only one place the keys could be hiding.

And I ain't going in there to look for them!

lol it's not the fact that you check the garbage that I find it funny, it's the fact that you check there first!

Well hell i would check the rest on the Village People cuz ya know ONE of THEM has it