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My girlfriend said I should let my feminine side show a bit more often.
So I reversed the car into a bus stop, shouted at her for no reason,
spent two hours in the bathroom - coming out looking exactly the
same as I did when I went in - and checked her entire text inbox.

She wasn't amused.
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Re: NSR Monday's Joke
Oultondave wrote:
My girlfriend said I should let my feminine side show a bit more often.
So I reversed the car into a bus stop, shouted at her for no reason,
spent two hours in the bathroom - coming out looking exactly the
same as I did when I went in - and checked her entire text inbox.

She wasn't amused.
I guess I'm the only taker on this one, so far Dave.
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I think I'll tell that one to my wife later...
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