Modern Vespa

Q:What's the hardest part of riding a Vespa?

A:Telling your parents you are gay.



===============================
Disclaimer: Just a joke... ok?

I don't get it.

Feh!

This one is much funnier...

http://xkcd.com/617/

\\osc

BTW, anyone know what that half-a-rondel thingie is (in avatar)?

wow, tough crowd!

We'll be here all week. ; )

haha... good comeback!

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN. '

She is not 'EASY' - She is

'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..'

She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'TROUSER CLEAVAGE

Ok. one last futile attempt to redeem this weak thread. Sorry Pete.

Q: Why did tofu cross the road?

A: To prove it wasn't chicken. {wah-wah}

And now, back to our regularly scheduled reality...

\\osc

Again, anyone know whats up w/ the half-rondel, thingie?? Don't wanna call Jess since he is an early sleeper.

Karmic Incentive

Hey... I resemble that remark

whats wrong with a white boy trying to get down.