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Molto Verboso
Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
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A man was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital.
Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed
the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength
he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember
slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached
into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note.
He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could
recite during the service. It said:
You're standing on my fucking oxygen pipe!!!
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2010 PIAGGIO BV 500ie Tourer
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Location: Lakeshore, ON, CANADA-Capestang,FR
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Re: (NSR) The Official Friday Joke
Oultondave wrote:
A man was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital.
Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed
the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength
he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember
slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached
into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note.
He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could
recite during the service. It said:
You're standing on my fucking oxygen pipe!!!
Razz emoticon
Too bad the Official Friday joke got short shrift from the masses of MV.
I just got around to it this A.M.

Bravo, kudos, raves, etc Dave, yours are the best.
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Moderibbit
1980 P200E - "Old Rusty", 1976 ET3 Primavera
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Molto Verboso
Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
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Posts: 1305
Location: Leeds, Yorkshire, England
 
Molto Verboso
@oultondave avatar
Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
Joined: UTC
Posts: 1305
Location: Leeds, Yorkshire, England
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Re: (NSR) The Official Friday Joke
EN82pg wrote:
Oultondave wrote:
A man was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital.
Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed
the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength
he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember
slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached
into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note.
He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could
recite during the service. It said:
You're standing on my fucking oxygen pipe!!!
Razz emoticon
Too bad the Official Friday joke got short shrift from the masses of MV.
I just got around to it this A.M.

Bravo, kudos, raves, etc Dave, yours are the best.
My own one man fan club!!! Cheers Mate
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