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Molto Verboso
Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
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A man was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital.
Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: You're standing on my fucking oxygen pipe!!! 
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2010 PIAGGIO BV 500ie Tourer
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Re: (NSR) The Official Friday Joke
Oultondave wrote: A man was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: You're standing on my fucking oxygen pipe!!! I just got around to it this A.M. Bravo, kudos, raves, etc Dave, yours are the best. |
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Moderibbit
1980 P200E - "Old Rusty", 1976 ET3 Primavera
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Molto Verboso
Blue 70th anniversary Vespa GTS 300
Joined: UTC
Posts: 1302 Location: Leeds, Yorkshire, England |
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Re: (NSR) The Official Friday Joke
EN82pg wrote: Oultondave wrote: A man was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: You're standing on my fucking oxygen pipe!!! I just got around to it this A.M. Bravo, kudos, raves, etc Dave, yours are the best. |
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