Modern Vespa

Two Rednecks, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.' Doug thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.

The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic. 'Logic?' Larry says. 'What's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed whacker?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed whacker, I think that you would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'

'Yes, I have a family.

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed whacker.'

Excited to take the class now, Larry shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Doug at the bar. He tells Doug about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Doug says, 'What's that?'

Larry says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed whacker?'

'No.'

'Then you're gay.'

lol!

Love the leap.

We have the exact same joke in French but with an aquarium.

You have an aquarium?
yes..
so you like fish
yes...
so if you like fish you like nature
yes
so if you like nature you like women.

you have an aquarium?
no.
Then you are gay.

Nature=Women ....... Not so much.

An oldie but a goodie.


Danifly, you might want to put the nature=woman down to a culture/language thing. Remember our French friends assign gender to words

Point taken.
I didn't even think that words in other languages have a gender associated with them. I know this is true from other languages i know.... my bad