I noticed that she didn't have a helmet on or for that matter any personal protective equipment. Unless, of course, you count the hair beret and flip-flops. As we traveled a mile along the road we noticed that she was a little unsteady and wobbled back and forth within her lane. As she turned onto the street where my station is located she popped up onto the curb and off.
At this point, her erratic driving illicted multiple comments from my young driver, mainly about her lack of speed. We were traveling about 10-15 mph on a 45 mph road. As we approached a smooth railroad crossing, the rider's left leg splayed out and the scooter did an erratic s swerve, almost unseating the rider. I directed my driver to ease back, afraid that the big red official, diesel smoke belching truck was making her uncomfortable and was contributing to her lack of riding skills.
As we continued on for a 1/2 mile, the scooter suddenly started a quick, large s swerve and darted across the on coming lane of traffic. Luckily, there was no oncoming traffc, however the scooter narrowly passed between a parked vehicle and a 8" diameter oak tree, sliding to a stop in the grass, 1' from a surprised home owner seated on his porch.
As we came to a stop, the paramedic in the back of the truck starts howling at the driver, "What did you do! What did you do!" exploiting our assumption that he had original scared her with our vehicle. Of course, He had a view of the scooter rider and was able to see that she was up and ambulatory with no apparent injuries. I called in the accident to our dispatch as my driver and other partner attended to the rider, discovering that the only harm was to her pride and the right rear view mirror. The young rider told us that she had a noticed a flat front tire in the student parking lot and was trying to ride it home that way.

After a quick admonishment for not wearing at least a helmet, the rider was released and allowed to walk home, which was, ironically, 5 houses down the street. Here's hoping we all use a little more common sense while out and about on our scooters.