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i've totally nicked this off sbw but thought it was so funny i had to share ....
all you have to do is think of a song with the word love in the title and change it to knob... ill start it off..........

i'm in the mood for knob - jay kay & jools holland (and the many others)









** remember this thread is only a bit of fun
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sure thing funny, i have one : i dont knob u (like i knob u yesterday) by chemical romance Razz emoticon
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All you need is Knob - The beatles
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Knob Hurts

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Knob Stinks


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all my knobbin....the beatles

and i knob her....the beatles again

are u ready for knob....elton john
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i will do anything for knob by meatloaf
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knobbers walk....elvis costello

knob trap.....nikola sarcevic

knob shack....B52`S
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crazy little thing called knob....queen

need somebody to knob.....queen

she knobs me......descendants
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How Deep Is Your Knob - Bee Gees

Addicted to Knob - Robert Palmer
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Knob shack-B-52s.
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all my knobbin....the beatles

and i knob her....the beatles again

are u ready for knob....elton john
What about Knobly Rita?
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austrALIEN wrote:
all my knobbin....the beatles

and i knob her....the beatles again

are u ready for knob....elton john
What about Knobly Rita?
Or She knobs you, yeah, yeah, yeah...?
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Of course...Knob Reign O'er me
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How Deep Is Your Knob - Bee Gees

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Ewwww...Tainted Knob!
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one knob/people get ready....bob marley

i knob u so much its killing us both....jawbreaker

dying knob...useless id
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knob me two times....the doors

i cant stop knobbing you....roy orbison

falling in knob....nofx

knob life and the persuit of happiness....justin sane
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Ewwww...Tainted Knob!
OMG. That's just wrong. Hysterical, but wrong.

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Where is the knob? - Black Eyed Peas

Knob her madly - The Doors
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I need a man to knob- Janis Joplin

Knob is strong- Rolling Stones

I'm the man who knobs you- Wilco
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Can't buy me knob - The Beatles

You Give Knob A Bad Name - Bon Jovi

Knob Me Tender - Elvis Presley
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Big Knob - Fleetwood Mac
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Knob is my religion - Ziggy Marley
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when a man knobs a woman --- percy sledge
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when a man knobs a woman --- percy sledge
hahahah best one yet
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knob is in the air --- john paul young


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knob games ------ lady gaga
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Knob will come again - George Benson
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knob will keep us together-Captain and Tenelle

Total eclipse of the Knob-Bonnie Tyler ("once upon a time there was love in my life, now there's only knob in the dark. Nothing I can do, total eclipse of the knob.")

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Hole lotta Knob!

(Should that be whole?)
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We use to play this, except it was replacing any word with "vagina" in a movie title.

For example:

Attack of the 50 ft Vagina

Monty Python and the Holy Vagina

Fried Green Vaginas

Return of the Vagina

Etc.

Good times.
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At the risk of some abuse for song selection:

As long as you knob me - Backstreet boys

If you knob somebody, set them free - Sting

She will be knobbed - Maroon 5

Bleeding knob - Leona Lewis

Hot knob - T Rex

There goes my first knob - The Drifters

The Knobcats - The Cure

Knob really hurts without you - Billy Ocean
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I believe in a thing called knob - The Darkness
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Ever Fallen in Knob - Buzzcocks
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Can you feel the knob tonight - Elton John (How apt!!)
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Knob Me For A Reason - Boyzone

Shower Me With Your Knob - Surface

Modern Knob - David Bowie

Knob Explosion - Weezer

Knob For Sale - Motorhead

Jump (For My Knob) - Girls Aloud

Everybody Needs Somebody To Knob - Blues Brothers

Baby Knob - the Supremes
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knob song - 311, The Cure, etc.
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