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Little boy lost and crying for his mum in a shopping centre is approached by a security guard,

Security guard asks little boy "whats your mum like son?"

little boy replys "big fat cocks and vodka".
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Yikes, good one!
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NSF tender ears.. a tad of color too,

but funny!
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Good one Dave.

Where do you get them from?? Down at the local boozer's???
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