What gets me about craigslist are all these idiots who, when they place their ads, include in the description every wheeled vehicle under the sun that they can think of. Just to make sure that any search will bring up their ad.
I just did a search for Vespas. And one of the results is for a Suzuki M109R. This is an 1800cc v twin motorcycle with a 240mm rear tyre. Yeah, anyone looking for a Vespa is gonna think that's close enough!
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1355012655.html
Stoopid stoopids!
And... I'm spent.
Rant off!